[off_the_chain] Sweat MEAT rides again

AO: Off__Chain Q: Titanium Plates, Magnolia PAX: Zinfandel, Mustard, Endo, Hi-Hat, Rubbermaid, Paul Boskovich – Kodak, Southern Tip – Brent, Twinkle toes, Peaches, stretcher FNGs: None COUNT: 12 WARMUP: just don’t die on me man THE THANG: https://open.spotify.com/track/30dT07fPNE28hqq8lZx2JH?si=9VqmGEgYRXaT9sJgD6ub_g Classic of the chain experience tonight. Where else in the world are there stand up family men […]

[morning_wood] 5 men took a Virgin into the woods

AO: Morning_Wood Q: Rubbermaid PAX: Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, hazmat, Cliffhanger, Strawberry, Dasher – Jeff Green FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: THE THANG: we got a virgin. It was cliffhanger first time on the trail he said he enjoyed it but was a little sore afterwards. That is typical. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:

[cowbell] 30lbs 4life

AO: Cowbell Q: Hollywood PAX: Chastain, Deadwood, Easy Button, Gerber, Hollywood, Rain Man, Seabass- Tim Carey, Transporter, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 9 WARMUP:   Run with and without bells and perform various exercises with bells. THE THANG: We stood in a circle for a bit and did 25, 20, 15 and 10 of swings, thrusters, […]

[mount_x] Hub and Spoke

AO: Mount_X Q: Recalc- Keith Balaniz PAX: Doughboy, Twinkle toes, Elmer’s, Hi-Hat, Kyle Maul-Breadbowl, Loafer, Carb Load, Rockwell, Draper, Flanders FNGs: None COUNT: 11 WARMUP: Mosey to top of road- stop at light poles for various – 2 burpees oyo. Merkins, LSS, SSH THE THANG: Hub and Spoke Hub= large cone set out by mount […]

[dromedary] Short Workout

AO: Dromedary Q: Fuse Box PAX: Fuse Box, J-Woww, Das Boot, Shop Dawg, Falcon, Longhorn, Turner Bret, One Star, Deep Dish FNGs: None COUNT: 9 WARMUP: I intended for a no circle up no stretching warm up. But coming off a 9 hill, 5 mile express workout yesterday my body said “nope”. So we circled […]

[gumby] Transition complete

AO: Gumby Q: Bratwurst PAX: Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Chopper, Paper Jam, Dunkin, Damascus, Swiss Miss FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: 2mi pre-run (optional) at 0510. Parking lot dynamic stretching. THE THANG: Bratwurst leg Yoga for Runners, while Swiss Miss gave us the history for Gumby, followed by Swiss Miss giving the Sunrise Salutation […]