[short_circuit] Tuck’s Balls.
AO: short_circuit Q: Tuck PAX: Kid Rock, Goodfella, Bratwurst, Flip Phone, Paper Jam FNGs: None COUNT: 6 After Paper Jam put out the bat (wing) signal for my balls, 6 eager men gathered, hoping for salty round rewards in their mouths after working their bodies in the gloom. Thang: At every side street on Walnut […]
[flash] Holiday hours
AO: flash Q: Chainsaw PAX: Hatchet, U-Haul, Pyro, Chainsaw, Inspector Gadget, Falcon, Rocketman, Mad Dog, squirts, Elmer’s, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Fuse Box FNGs: None COUNT: 12 MY NAME IS CHAINSAW AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. I’M NOT TOO OLD TO Q BUT I AM TOO OLD TO HAVE TO WRITE BACKBLASTS SO I […]
[last_call] 3 more miles
AO: last_call Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Rooster, Posse, Fuse Box, Deep Dish, SOGGY FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: 3 miles and 100 Merkins were promised. We came up short on mileage. But the boys stayed around after COT and we got it in. Good push fellas.
[asylum] MAGA (Make Asylum Great Again)
AO: asylum Q: SOGGY PAX: Hatchet, Black Hat, Landfill, U-Haul, AirTag, Blue Screen of DEATH, Catfish, Tron, Smithers, Dunkin, Smokey FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Turns out Soggy is trying to run/jog a little more this time around. We started with intervals, then hit a hill for squats and merkins, then did […]
[ignition] Rotate!- the old peeps are up
AO: ignition Q: Chicken Little PAX: Foundation, Easy Button, Bottlecap, Gasparilla, Chicken Little, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Hollywood, Bagboy, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: Long Mosey on campus and warm up quickly Head to Retirement community for some work – decided to abort mission as the old peeps were up and dogs […]
[the_lycan] Thank you Deadwood for writing this
AO: the_lycan Q: Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach PAX: Dana, Chastain, Deadwood, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Premature, Hot Yoga, Deep Dish, Rooster, McGruff, Shriver FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: I have a dream, that on this chilly morning, a group of spirited souls, filled with resolve and an appetite for humor, will come […]