[stateline_dysfunction] Country bangers
AO: stateline_dysfunction Q: Hot Yoga PAX: Kid Rock, Flip Phone, Paper Jam, Jingles, Paper Clip FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Chilly morning. Fired up the country bangers playlist on Spotify…still not sure exactly what that means. Jumped right in to 3 rounds: 60 second calf raises – prime the pump Low slow […]
[_playhouse] ???? flash
AO: _playhouse Q: Twinkle toes PAX: Ice9, Black Hat, Twinkle toes, Falcon, Shriver, U-Haul, Hot Yoga, Damascus, Wilbur, Jingles, Rockwell, Bottlecap, Hatchet, Punxsy, Recalc, Chainsaw, Seabass, Chicken Little FNGs: None COUNT: 18 What had happened was:
[asylum] The Gassiest Man in the World
AO: asylum Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Deadwood, Landfill, squirts, Avis, Mute FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Deadwood’s “healthy eating” led to a large amount of extra wind. He was mostly kind enough to step outside of the circle during those occurrences, but he cemented his title as The Gassiest Man in the […]
[the_lycan] Waxhaw Bubble at The Lycan
AO: the_lycan Q: Dunkin PAX: Dunkin, Dana, Posse, Fuse Box FNGs: None COUNT: 4 The Waxhaw Bubble stays intact and only a light sprinkling affected us at The Lycan. In the meantime, we got in plenty of merkins, step-ups, dips, merkins, big boys, Lt. Dan’s, merkins, donkey kicks, and more. Good times were had by […]
[ruckus] 5 Stones and 8 Men
AO: ruckus Q: U-Haul PAX: Wilbur, Black Hat, Posse, Chastain, Pyro, Hatchet, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: At the crack of dawn—6:00 AM sharp—eight men set off with weighted packs, grit in their hearts, and the streets and trails of Five Stones Church and Champion Forest ahead of them. Mission: 45 […]
[_3rd-f-bible-study] Open Door – “The Screwtape Letters” – Letter 1-2
AO: _3rd-f-bible-study Q: Hatchet PAX: Draper, Greg Knull, Hatchet, Dunkin, The Apprentice, Mayhem, Dave Rubright, Grungie, Steven L Purvis, Damascus, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 11 Hatchet led us through the end of “Letter 1” and into “Letter 2” of “The Screwtape Letters” as we discussed the devil’s tactics of distraction, distortion, pride, and more.
[commitment] Commitment
AO: commitment Q: Deadwood PAX: Hatchet, Popeye, Chainsaw, U-Haul, Centerfold, Deep Dish, Deadwood, Gilmore, Chubs FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was:
[titan] TITAN Turns the Page…
AO: titan Q: Jitterbug PAX: Gasparilla, Black Hat, Zinfandel, Rain Man, Jitterbug, Falcon, Elmer’s, Afterburn, Avis FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: Titan: new shovel (tamper) flag ????????, new management ????☠️????, same badassery. LFrickinG. Gasparilla led us to the turf, did his best Tom Brady impression with a silent count on SSHs and […]
[paper_trail] WTF preview
AO: paper_trail Q: Rubbermaid PAX: Cliffhanger, Paper Jam, 2xT, Kilo, Drive By, Rubbermaid, clippy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: 6 for 8-plus recon miles in the Cutty network. Divide and conquer to handle the spider webs, 2xT took over the blue loop, while the rest handled the red loop. Clippy brought the […]
[last_call] Rifle carry all over
AO: last_call Q: Hatchet PAX: Crisco, Turkeydrop, Hatchet, Premature, Falcon, Punxsy, Das Boot FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Good day at last call. We picked up our coupons. We started walking. The partner had to catch the rifle carrier and do called exercises. Repeat. We ended with sprints. Why??? Because 95 percent […]