[off_the_books] Is Iron Horse a real workout?

AO: off_the_books Q: Bottlecap PAX: Blue Screen of DEATH, Jim Long-Bypass, Bottlecap, Landfill, Double E, Lex Luthor, Heartbreaker, Pothole FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: – Iron Horse is a very exclusive an actual workout – Meets every Friday at 0530 at Weddington Racket and Swim – Any place that has racket in […]

[off_the_books] Lawson in the daylight

AO: off_the_books Q: Bottlecap , Recalc- Keith Balaniz PAX: Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Bottlecap FNGs: None COUNT: 2 What had happened was: Running, Garage weights, Driveway farmer carry

[stairmaster] You can’t put Ice in a box

AO: stairmaster Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Dasher – Jeff Green, Dunkin, Ice9, ChatterBox, Transporter, Shriver, Black Hat FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Ice9 showed up in an electric vehicle this morning. I stated that it didn’t fit his persona but he claimed I need to expand my perceptions of him and that […]

[body_shop] Switch it up

AO: body_shop Q: Hatchet PAX: Das Boot, Heartbreaker, Singlet – Justin Nelson, Hatchet FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: We switched our format up a little bit to focus more on gear and strength work while incorporating some running. Good start today. A lot of reps and we kept the heart rate up. […]

[off_the_books] Best way to stay warm – MOVE!!

AO: off_the_books Q: U-Haul PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: While I tried to recruit an FNG from our work group – the 9 degree temps were not helping. off_the_books and down_range 1 hour, 2.74 miles. 75 merkins, 75 Big Boys, 75 mountain climbers, 75 side straddle hops, 25 burpees. All […]

[cowbell] Cold as Bleep

AO: cowbell Q: Dasher – Jeff Green PAX: Sugar Smacks, Singlet – Justin Nelson, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Rain Man, Chastain, Zinfandel, Dasher – Jeff Green, Inspector Gadget, Foundation, Tron, Hooch – Bret Turner, Jitterbug, squirts, ChatterBox, Bottlecap, Avis, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Gerber, Yes Chef, Dovetail, Bag Boy FNGs: None COUNT: […]

[dromedary] 3 miles

AO: dromedary Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Bratwurst, Rooster, Premature, Punxsy – Shawn Chen, Noonan, Goodfella, Posse FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: It’s time to turn the corner on my running training. I told the boys that we weren’t leaving until I hit 3 miles and did 100 Merkins. At 6:14 AM the […]

[off_the_chain] 2 for 2nd of 2025

AO: off_the_chain Q: Hall Monitor PAX: Bratwurst FNGs: None COUNT: 2 What had happened was: 2 bundled up shredders in the lot at 5:59. Even though Buffet called out the “younger soft guys”, apparently it was an ACTUAL phone call that kept him from the ride. Head out at 6:00 looking for the new fresh […]