[short_circuit] Tuck’s Balls.

AO: short_circuit Q: Tuck PAX: Kid Rock, Goodfella, Bratwurst, Flip Phone, Paper Jam FNGs: None COUNT: 6 After Paper Jam put out the bat (wing) signal for my balls, 6 eager men gathered, hoping for salty round rewards in their mouths after working their bodies in the gloom. Thang: At every side street on Walnut […]

[flash] Holiday hours

AO: flash Q: Chainsaw PAX: Hatchet, U-Haul, Pyro, Chainsaw, Inspector Gadget, Falcon, Rocketman, Mad Dog, squirts, Elmer’s, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Fuse Box FNGs: None COUNT: 12 MY NAME IS CHAINSAW AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. I’M NOT TOO OLD TO Q BUT I AM TOO OLD TO HAVE TO WRITE BACKBLASTS SO I […]

[last_call] 3 more miles

AO: last_call Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Rooster, Posse, Fuse Box, Deep Dish, SOGGY FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: 3 miles and 100 Merkins were promised. We came up short on mileage. But the boys stayed around after COT and we got it in. Good push fellas.

[asylum] MAGA (Make Asylum Great Again)

AO: asylum Q: SOGGY PAX: Hatchet, Black Hat, Landfill, U-Haul, AirTag, Blue Screen of DEATH, Catfish, Tron, Smithers, Dunkin, Smokey FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Turns out Soggy is trying to run/jog a little more this time around. We started with intervals, then hit a hill for squats and merkins, then did […]

[ignition] Rotate!- the old peeps are up

AO: ignition Q: Chicken Little PAX: Foundation, Easy Button, Bottlecap, Gasparilla, Chicken Little, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Hollywood, Bagboy, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: Long Mosey on campus and warm up quickly Head to Retirement community for some work – decided to abort mission as the old peeps were up and dogs […]

[the_lycan] Thank you Deadwood for writing this

AO: the_lycan Q: Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach PAX: Dana, Chastain, Deadwood, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Premature, Hot Yoga, Deep Dish, Rooster, McGruff, Shriver FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: I have a dream, that on this chilly morning, a group of spirited souls, filled with resolve and an appetite for humor, will come […]

[ruckus] Hatchet-Untimed

AO: ruckus Q: Posse PAX: McGruff, U-Haul, Pyro, Catfish, AirTag, Shriver, Cartel, Hatchet, Posse FNGs: None COUNT: 9 At my last Ruckus Q, I had an odd & ambitious route. We got to the halfway mark exactly on time, but were scared, for some reason, that we couldn’t make it back in time going back […]

[_3rd-f-bible-study] Open Door: John 18:1-24

AO: _3rd-f-bible-study Q: Mad Dog PAX: Greg Knull, Hatchet, ChatterBox, Draper, Mad Dog, Chopper, Dunkin, McGruff, Grungie (Michael), Elmer’s FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Mad Dog (and ChatGPT) let us through the first half of John 18. So much to unpack.

[commitment] Popeye is back

AO: commitment Q: Dave Bailey aka Popeye PAX: Fuse Box, Hatchet, Deep Dish, Munchkin, AirTag, Dave Bailey aka Popeye FNGs: None COUNT: 6 MY NAME IS POPEYE AND I APPROVE THIS BACKBLAST

[titan] Bags and bells

AO: titan Q: Deadwood PAX: Chicken Little, Deadwood, Gasparilla, Centerfold, Dasher – Jeff Green, Chastain, Eli, SOGGY, Mad Dog, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Heartbreaker, Tron, Blue Screen of DEATH, Falcon FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: On an unexpectedly gloomy Saturday morning, a ragtag crew assembled on the turf football field: Dasher, Chicken […]