[gumby] Simultaneous Release

AO: gumby Q: Rooster PAX: Hatchet, Bratwurst FNGs: None COUNT: 3 What had happened was: Found cover under a triangle at the MS Sun salutations, child, cat cow A couple rotations of three legged dog, warrior 1,2,peaceful, crescent, triangle, half split and lizard Some hamstring folds and rag doll Pigeon, seated twists, bridge, supine twists […]

[_playhouse] WTF it’s Easy!!

AO: _playhouse Q: Chicken Little PAX: Easy Button, Elmer’s, Schneider/Tom Evans, Chicken Little, Stagecoach, Chainsaw FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Pull into the lot at 5:13 in the pouring ass rain- I am suprised Schneider/Tom Evans actually got out of the car… it would appear we have a guest appearance today it […]

[border_patrol] It rained! We ran

AO: border_patrol Q: Kid Rock PAX: Posse, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal FNGs: None COUNT: 3 We patrolled the borders…. In the rain… And did it fast!

[off_the_books] 12/9/24 Mall Rucker Report ????️

AO: off_the_books Q: Gerber PAX: Rain Man, ChatterBox, Tron, Gerber FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: ???????? The Mall Ruckers 5AM Ruck Report ???????? It was a soggy start to the morning, but the true HIMs (High Impact Men) weren’t about to let a little rain keep them from the grind. Gerber, Chatterbox, […]

[ruckus] Hatchet might need new tire soon

AO: ruckus Q: Pyro PAX: Dunkin, Hatchet, U-Haul, Pyro, None FNGs: 1 None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: We started the “hatchet” loop in parking lot and he pulled up just in time 5:59:59-6:00:00 am to show some nascar style parking skills (IYKTYK) :smiley: Great time catching up with the pax on some goal […]

[titan] Avoiding the nipples

AO: titan Q: Bottlecap PAX: Blue Screen of DEATH, Bottlecap, ChatterBox, Falcon, Gerber, Mad Dog, Rain Man, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, U-Haul, Stagecoach FNGs: None COUNT: 10 There are some key moments in time that we look back and say, “That was a fork in the road that defined/shaped who I am.” For the PAX […]

[short_circuit] Your wish is my command

AO: short_circuit Q: Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach PAX: Carb Load, Flip Phone, Paper Jam, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Paper Jam and Flip Phone requested more of a traditional boot camp today since they will be running 8-10 miles at “ Chicken Run” tomorrow. So a bootcamp is what they got with […]

[gumby] Not the teens yet

AO: gumby Q: Bratwurst PAX: Das Boot, Rooster FNGs: None COUNT: 3 What had happened was: it was 20 something degrees. After a dynamic warmup with Dromedary, we hit the mats and stumbled through some exercises that raised the core temp so much that I was sweating inside my jacket. It’s not too cold yet. […]

[_bike] Blame the guvment or sumn sumn

AO: _bike Q: Endo PAX: Titanium Plates, Cableguy, Buffet, Bratwurst FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: Endo called the ball and next thing you know we be at the forks parking lot yo to be shreddin exquisite tasty gnar behind the school as if we were 10 year olds – don’t keep the […]

[off_the_books] Off the Books ???? at Watchtower

AO: off_the_books Q: Gerber PAX: Black Hat, Gerber, Rain Man, Deadwood, ChatterBox FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: This morning at 5 AM, five Pax gathered in the cold gloom for an off the books Ruck. Shoutout to Gerber, Rain Man, ChatterBox, and Deadwood—who showed up claiming he wasn’t going to work out […]