[off_the_books] Off the Books and Back to School, y’all are free to joint me.
AO: off_the_books Q: U-Haul PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: The Fire Alarm went off at 1 am. Got back to sleep for a round 6 hours of interrupted sleep. Proceeded to the Somerset Community College for a 4 mile ruck with 2 mins of Big Boys and 2 mins of […]
[_playhouse] GTE TRAINING
AO: _playhouse Q: Transporter PAX: Afterburn, SOGGY, Hatchet, Real Hatchet, Zinfandel, Gasparilla, Chastain, Shriver, Gilmore FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: It actually started on Sunday, how do we amp up GTE training? For those that have not done a GTE, they are grueling, just miserable and what I remember most about my […]
[short_circuit] Earn the stripes
AO: short_circuit Q: Hatchet PAX: Rain Man, Gerber, Hatchet, Paper Jam, Deep Dish, Centerfold, Kid Rock, Goodfella, Posse, Bratwurst, J-Woww, Flip Phone, Paper clip FNGs: None COUNT: 13 After a few visits, I was excited to Q at short circuit and earn my headband. Much respect for Kid Rock and his leadership. His running expertise […]
[off_the_books] Pine Barrens Pax: The Great Tron Fiasco
AO: off_the_books Q: Real Hatchet PAX: SOGGY, Tron, Hatchet FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: Real Hatchet here, still reelin’ from this absolute circus of a workout this morning at Border Patrol! Me, Tron, and SOGGY —buncha jabronis—signed up for an hour of runnin’, but Tron, that Shore-brained Einstein, sent us to some […]
[ruckus] Ruckus. Post 5k.
AO: ruckus Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Posse, U-Haul, Zinfandel, Deadwood, Chastain FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: I figured after a couple days of running I would slow it down and get a slower ruck in for recovery push it with the boys for 3+ miles at a sub 14 min/mile pace and […]
[ruckus] “Ruckin’ Fiasco: Hatchet and the South Jersey Clown Posse”
AO: ruckus Q: Real Hatchet PAX: Deadwood, Chastain, Posse, Zinfandel, U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Yo, what’s up, fam? It’s your boy Real Hatchet, straight outta South Jersey, here to spin ya a ruck workout tale so damn ridiculous you’ll be laughin’ harder than a seagull fightin’ over a fry. So […]
[gumby] Convergence
AO: gumby Q: Paper Jam PAX: Afterburn, Carb Load, Rooster, Paper Jam FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: we did broga instead of kettle bells.
[_bike] Off The Chain
AO: _bike Q: Rag , Kick Stand PAX: Buffet, Hall Monitor, Magnolia, Breezer, Stretcher, Endo, Cartel, Southern Tip – Brent, Cottonmouth, Rag, Kick Stand, Roomba, Twinkle toes, Titanium Plates, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Rockwell, Carb Load, Hi-Hat, Hot Yoga FNGs: None COUNT: 19 What had happened was: 19 Mountain Bikers took off in two […]
[_bike] Off The Chain
AO: _bike Q: Rag , Kick Stand PAX: Buffet, Hall Monitor, Magnolia, Breezer, Stretcher, Endo, Cartel, Southern Tip – Brent, Cottonmouth, Rag, Kick Stand, Roomba, Twinkle toes, Titanium Plates, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Rockwell, Carb Load, Hi-Hat, Hot Yoga FNGs: None COUNT: 19 What had happened was: 19 Mountain Bikers took off in two […]
[_playhouse] Quarter Mile at a time
AO: _playhouse Q: Drive By – Rob Rosenthal PAX: Seabass- Tim Carey, Kilo – Gareth Davies, Rubbermaid, Hollywood, Blue Screen of DEATH, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Track Speed Workout: 8 Quarter Mile repeats with 200 meter jog between 8 200 meter at mile space with 100 mter jog between