[Cowbell] Cowbell
AO: Cowbell Q: Avis , PAX: Zinfandel, Chainsaw, Avis, Foundation, sump pump, Middleman, Freefall, Deflated, Ricky Bobby, Recalc, Sausage Party, Tron, squirts FNGs: None COUNT: 13 Quick warmup then line up in a row with KB’s at Petsmart sidewalk. Do as many reps as possible as one person grabs a sand bag and runs to […]
[Asylum] Disrupt the Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Gasparilla, Middleman, Avis, Blue Screen of DEATH, Freefall, Chaos, Cupid FNGs: COUNT: 7 What had happened was: We rolled into Asylum with a slightly different approach today—new weinke, added sandbags, and an intentional push to disrupt the norm. It’s easy to fall into routine. Same movements, same flow, same […]
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Avis , PAX: Maple Syrup, Chainsaw, Avis, Damascus, Zinfandel, Chastain, Punxsy, Gasparilla, Sausage Party, Shriver, Premature FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: Everyone was very happy to see Avis. Especially Damascus Then this happened: Warm Up at the field Ab web 4 corners (3x) 1 burpee middle Each corner […]
[Asylum] Where’s Deadweed?
AO: Asylum Q: Blue Screen of DEATH , PAX: Avis, Mute, Blue Screen of DEATH, Landfill, Loafer, Freefall FNGs: 1 Freefall COUNT: 6 Deadwood didn’t show blue screen stepped up. did rock circuits with sprints and step up sprints. New FNG Ernie… got named as a freefall because he holds the world record for breaking […]
[The Combine] The Real Football on the Pitch
AO: The Combine Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Middleman, Rocketman, Jitterbug, Avis, Elmer’s, Chastain, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 8 And for my 175th Q, it was also the 2026 CLTFC home opener versus the even more gentrified, Austin FC. The forecast looks perfect for a beatdown, a beer run I can’t attend because of my […]
[Asylum] Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Avis , PAX: Chaos, Avis, Loafer, sump pump, Mute, Blue Screen of DEATH, Gasparilla, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Started with some stretches in front of Petsmart then headed to Wesley Oaks. Started with a Jacob’s ladder style workout at the hill at the gate with 1 merkin […]
[The Combine] Combine Performance Test 1.0
AO: The Combine Q: Gasparilla , Jitterbug PAX: Middleman, Easy Button, Damascus, Chaos, Avis, Jitterbug, Gerber, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Bottlecap, Shriver, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 17 What had happened was: The Combine queue opened early this morning with bold promises: 🎽 Free Combine T-shirts for the […]
[Diesel] Diesel – Larger Than Life Edition
AO: Diesel Q: Chaos , PAX: Middleman, Chaos, Avis, Peaches, Endo, Posse, Hatchet, Bratwurst, Mayhem, Bottlecap, Shriver, Roomba, Tollbooth, Xerox, U-Haul, MDF FNGs: 1 MDF COUNT: 16 What had happened was: We said Bye Bye Bye to dry socks and got it going. It was rainy. It was warm. It was moist in ways only […]
[Cowbell] ☠️ Shiver me Shingles ☠️
AO: Cowbell Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Avis, Chastain, Singlet, Tollbooth, Middleman, Gasparilla, Tron, U-Haul, Schneider, Falcon, Fuse Box, Chicken Little, Blue Screen of DEATH, Zinfandel, Hooch, Smithers, Chaos, Chainsaw FNGs: COUNT: 18 What had happened was: YHC rolled into the gloom feeling spry, sea legs steady, ready to lead from the front. That optimism lasted […]
[Asylum] Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Loafer , Mute, Loafer PAX: Gasparilla, Avis, squirts, Mute, Damascus, Loafer, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: Riddler What had happened was: