[The Combine] The Real Football on the Pitch
AO: The Combine Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Middleman, Rocketman, Jitterbug, Avis, Elmer’s, Chastain, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 8 And for my 175th Q, it was also the 2026 CLTFC home opener versus the even more gentrified, Austin FC. The forecast looks perfect for a beatdown, a beer run I can’t attend because of my […]
[Asylum] Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Avis , PAX: Chaos, Avis, Loafer, sump pump, Mute, Blue Screen of DEATH, Gasparilla, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Started with some stretches in front of Petsmart then headed to Wesley Oaks. Started with a Jacob’s ladder style workout at the hill at the gate with 1 merkin […]
[The Combine] Combine Performance Test 1.0
AO: The Combine Q: Gasparilla , Jitterbug PAX: Middleman, Easy Button, Damascus, Chaos, Avis, Jitterbug, Gerber, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Bottlecap, Shriver, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 17 What had happened was: The Combine queue opened early this morning with bold promises: 🎽 Free Combine T-shirts for the […]
[Diesel] Diesel – Larger Than Life Edition
AO: Diesel Q: Chaos , PAX: Middleman, Chaos, Avis, Peaches, Endo, Posse, Hatchet, Bratwurst, Mayhem, Bottlecap, Shriver, Roomba, Tollbooth, Xerox, U-Haul, MDF FNGs: 1 MDF COUNT: 16 What had happened was: We said Bye Bye Bye to dry socks and got it going. It was rainy. It was warm. It was moist in ways only […]
[Cowbell] ☠️ Shiver me Shingles ☠️
AO: Cowbell Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Avis, Chastain, Singlet, Tollbooth, Middleman, Gasparilla, Tron, U-Haul, Schneider, Falcon, Fuse Box, Chicken Little, Blue Screen of DEATH, Zinfandel, Hooch, Smithers, Chaos, Chainsaw FNGs: COUNT: 18 What had happened was: YHC rolled into the gloom feeling spry, sea legs steady, ready to lead from the front. That optimism lasted […]
[Asylum] Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Loafer , Mute, Loafer PAX: Gasparilla, Avis, squirts, Mute, Damascus, Loafer, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: Riddler What had happened was:
[Asylum] Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Loafer , PAX: Gasparilla, Avis, squirts, Mute, Damascus, Loafer, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: 2.25 miles run and 50 Birthday Burpees 25 Lawn Mowers 25 Bench Press 25 LBC 25 Big Boys 10 Pull-ups Great work Guys :muscle:
[Cowbell] Side Straddle Hops until we D-I-E!
AO: Cowbell Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Chaos, Recalc, Blue Screen of DEATH, Ricky Bobby, Zinfandel, 2xT, Avis, Damascus, squirts, Jimmy, Chainsaw, Deadwood, Black Hat, Chastain, Schneider, Inspector Gadget, Smithers, Rain Man, Gerber, Sump Pump FNGs: 1 Sump Pump COUNT: 20 And for my 172nd Q I would dress the part. Not because the Site Qs […]
[Asylum] Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Black Hat , PAX: Landfill, Avis, Loafer, Black Hat, squirts, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Realized that we hit our launch time so whipped the Diccs out in a hurry to take off towards Pet Smart. 7’s with Big Bois and Squats the we grabbed some wall for […]
[The Combine] The Monkey’s Paw
AO: The Combine Q: Chastain , PAX: Sugar Daddy, Maple Syrup, Middleman, Damascus, Recalc, Cholula, Bottlecap, Tollbooth, Black Hat, Chainsaw, Elmer’s, Chaos, Rain Man, Falcon, Blue Screen of DEATH, Premature, Monkey D, Gasparilla, Chastain, Gerber, Landfill, Avis, Zinfandel, Jolly, Sausage Party FNGs: None COUNT: 26 What had happened was: So I had this stupid Q […]