[Flash] We Need A Rename For “Little Boys”….

AO: Flash Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Recalc, Ice9, Monkey D, Deflated, Sausage Party, Damascus, U-Haul, Bagpipes, Inspector Gadget, Mad Dog, Falcon, Cholula, Zinfandel, Rubbermaid, Easy Button, Misery FNGs: 1 Misery COUNT: 16 On Saturday Chastain asked me why I was Qing so much lately. Like most of us we sort of ebb and flow with […]

[Diesel] Diesel – Roomba’s Rumble

AO: Diesel Q: Roomba , PAX: Draper, Mayhem, Posse, Penalty Box, Roomba, Lambeau, Chaos, Spitz, Bagpipes, xerox FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was:

[Cowbell] Third time’s a charm

AO: Cowbell Q: Chastain , PAX: Foundation, Transporter, Ricky Bobby, Hooch, U-Haul, 2xT, Deflated, Shriver, Singlet, Landfill, Falcon, Chainsaw, Bagpipes, Smithers, Tron, Dunkin, Chastain, Blue Screen of DEATH, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 19 What had happened was: I got myself voluntold to Q after Rain Man’s injury. I did it to myself. I pulled out […]

[mount_x] Atlas can’t shrug anymore

AO: mount_x Q: Wilbur PAX: Monkey D, Xerox, Roomba, Bagpipes, Chainsaw, Wilbur, Cholula FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Started with a quick warmup on the 32 degrees chill with a mosey around mount_x. Even faster warmup stretch for our lower backs, and straight into the thang. 20x SSH Arm circles complex 15x […]

[mount_x] 12 Days of X-mas!

AO: mount_x Q: Dunkin PAX: Draper, Roomba, Monkey D, Fuse Box, Bagpipes, Chainsaw, Dunkin, Kermit, Cholula FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Clearly Fuse Box either doesn’t read Slack or doesn’t believe the marketing. I think he hates “12 Days of Christmas” workouts as much (if not more) than EMOM’s. But, he still showed up. I tried […]

[flash] Flashy and Trashy

AO: flash Q: Gasparilla PAX: Zinfandel, Dasher, Ice9, Damascus, Inspector Gadget, Recalc, Bagpipes, Falcon, U-Haul, Chastain, Shriver, Tollbooth, Hatchet FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: The Truth First things first — it’s all love and respect for Singlet and the boys over at Ignition, but let’s go ahead and call out the bald-faced […]

[flash] Keep off the grass

AO: flash Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Zinfandel, Easy Button, Shriver, Bagpipes, Inspector Gadget, Ricky Bobby, Schneider, Black Hat, Oracle, Recalc, U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: 7s, bear crawls, rocks, parking lots, Tysons, Donkey Kicks, Squats, Merkins, Diamond Merkins, Wide Arm Merkins…everyone’s OK with that stuff but they draw the line with […]

[_playhouse] Back to the court

AO: _playhouse Q: Recalc PAX: Falcon, U-Haul, Bottlecap, Shriver, Inspector Gadget, Ice9, bagpipes FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Back to cutty for another Q. Mosey to middle school cafe. Only 1 warm up – 20 side slacks slips SSH Repeato from Friday Really surprised that I didn’t get applause from ice9 on […]

[_3rd-f-service] Blood Drive: new address – who dis?

AO: _3rd-f-service Q: Ghosted , Whiplash, Rockslide, Posse PAX: Elmer’s, Maple Syrup, Jingles, Bagpipes, Rockslide, Das Boot, Sharkbite, DVP, Marker (Denver, NC) FNGs: None COUNT: 12 – Rolling into this drive with an almost full roster of 38 people, which, if every donation is successful, would have almost 50 units for the day. Instead, we […]

[flash] Winter season is coming

AO: flash Q: Schnitzel PAX: U-Haul, Bagpipes, Falcon, Inspector Gadget, Ricky Bobby, Chaos, Shriver FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: quick DiCCS, after I learned that Inspector had a real Schnitzel! Mosey to MS entrance. warmup with 15 each. SSH, Moroccan Night Clubs, Imperial Walkers, mountain climbers. Then stretching and 15 potato pickers. […]