[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.

AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Damascus , PAX: Monkey D, squirts, Gasparilla, Shriver, Bottlecap, Mad Dog, Black Hat, Tron, Elmer’s, Jitterbug, Robert Kingsly, Maple Syrup, ChatterBox, Cholula, Damascus, Easy Button, Chastain FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: 5 rounds of – Pull-ups – Merkins – Squats 6 (yes 6) rounds of – step ups […]

[Flash] No False Advertising

AO: Flash Q: Black Hat , PAX: Zinfandel, Magnolia, Recalc, Black Hat, Ricky Bobby, Deflated, Sausage Party, Mad Dog, Bagpipes, Damascus, ChatterBox, Foundation, Maple Syrup, Easy Button, PreCheck FNGs: 1 PreCheck COUNT: 15 What had happened was: Damascus asked me to Q a few weeks ago but to his credit or stupidity left it to […]

[Bushwood] FORE!!

AO: Bushwood Q: Black Hat , PAX: Hi-Hat, Tanyatine, Black Hat, Das Boot, F3 Ironsides, Twinkle toes FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: F3 Ironsides took off running and I don’t think we saw him again. The rest of us headed out from COT for an opening mosey and then some light stretching. […]

[The Lycan] The Lycan

AO: The Lycan Q: Deflated , PAX: Black Hat, Hot Yoga, Deflated, Sugar Daddy, Bottlecap, Elmer’s, Rockwell, Chainsaw, Noonan FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: squats. Well there was other stuff too, but plenty of squats. Stretch at the bank, head over to the new buildings, back to the church and then lots […]

[Cowbell] Slinging led in the gloom

AO: Cowbell Q: Chicken Little , PAX: U-Haul, Chicken Little, Damascus, Black Hat, Falcon, Chainsaw, Hooch, 2xT, squirts, Tron, Deflated, Smithers, Blue Screen of DEATH, Shriver, Middleman, Chaos, Chunky Soup FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: We worked hard in the humid Morning 120 swings 100 merkins 60 kneeling chops 60 bent over […]

[The Lycan] Struggling? Let it out

AO: The Lycan Q: Bottlecap , PAX: Kid Rock, Twinkle toes, Black Hat, Chainsaw, Gilmore, Hi-Hat, Punxsy, Elmer’s, Bottlecap, Rockwell FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: – We often say “F3 is more than a workout” – Today was one of those days – We worked out – Q said something – We […]

[Stairmaster] Premonition 2: Car in the Stadium

AO: Stairmaster Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Chaos, Foundation, U-Haul, Elmer’s, Black Hat, Dasher, Blue Screen of DEATH, Deflated, Mad Dog, Roomba, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 12 For my 174th Q, I woke up with this feeling that this might be the last time for a while we ever use the far stairs, rows 11 […]

[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.

AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Recalc , PAX: Elmer’s, Ricky Bobby, Mad Dog, Recalc, Bottlecap, Schneider, Tron, Gasparilla, Jitterbug, Black Hat, ChatterBox, Blue Screen of DEATH, Sausage Party FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: Decided to bring back and oldie but goodie. We used to have a monthly Amrap which wasn’t was taken seriously. […]

[The Combine] Combine Performance Test 1.0

AO: The Combine Q: Gasparilla , Jitterbug PAX: Middleman, Easy Button, Damascus, Chaos, Avis, Jitterbug, Gerber, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Bottlecap, Shriver, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 17 What had happened was: The Combine queue opened early this morning with bold promises: 🎽 Free Combine T-shirts for the […]

[The Floater] The Floater

AO: The Floater Q: Goodfella , PAX: Easy Button, Dunkin, Falcon, Goodfella, Black Hat, Kid Rock, Monkey D, Cholula FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Warmup mosey down to old downtown playground. Grab a lifting rock and run to new downtown park’s beautiful and dry gazebo (even though there are plenty of rocks […]