[Asylum] Disrupt the Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Gasparilla, Middleman, Avis, Blue Screen of DEATH, Freefall, Chaos, Cupid FNGs: COUNT: 7 What had happened was: We rolled into Asylum with a slightly different approach today—new weinke, added sandbags, and an intentional push to disrupt the norm. It’s easy to fall into routine. Same movements, same flow, same […]
[Asylum] Where’s Deadweed?
AO: Asylum Q: Blue Screen of DEATH , PAX: Avis, Mute, Blue Screen of DEATH, Landfill, Loafer, Freefall FNGs: 1 Freefall COUNT: 6 Deadwood didn’t show blue screen stepped up. did rock circuits with sprints and step up sprints. New FNG Ernie… got named as a freefall because he holds the world record for breaking […]
[Cowbell] Slinging led in the gloom
AO: Cowbell Q: Chicken Little , PAX: U-Haul, Chicken Little, Damascus, Black Hat, Falcon, Chainsaw, Hooch, 2xT, squirts, Tron, Deflated, Smithers, Blue Screen of DEATH, Shriver, Middleman, Chaos, Chunky Soup FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: We worked hard in the humid Morning 120 swings 100 merkins 60 kneeling chops 60 bent over […]
[Stairmaster] Premonition 2: Car in the Stadium
AO: Stairmaster Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Chaos, Foundation, U-Haul, Elmer’s, Black Hat, Dasher, Blue Screen of DEATH, Deflated, Mad Dog, Roomba, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 12 For my 174th Q, I woke up with this feeling that this might be the last time for a while we ever use the far stairs, rows 11 […]
[Cowbell] Third time’s a charm
AO: Cowbell Q: Chastain , PAX: Foundation, Transporter, Ricky Bobby, Hooch, U-Haul, 2xT, Deflated, Shriver, Singlet, Landfill, Falcon, Chainsaw, Bagpipes, Smithers, Tron, Dunkin, Chastain, Blue Screen of DEATH, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 19 What had happened was: I got myself voluntold to Q after Rain Man’s injury. I did it to myself. I pulled out […]
[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.
AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Recalc , PAX: Elmer’s, Ricky Bobby, Mad Dog, Recalc, Bottlecap, Schneider, Tron, Gasparilla, Jitterbug, Black Hat, ChatterBox, Blue Screen of DEATH, Sausage Party FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: Decided to bring back and oldie but goodie. We used to have a monthly Amrap which wasn’t was taken seriously. […]
[Asylum] Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Avis , PAX: Chaos, Avis, Loafer, sump pump, Mute, Blue Screen of DEATH, Gasparilla, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Started with some stretches in front of Petsmart then headed to Wesley Oaks. Started with a Jacob’s ladder style workout at the hill at the gate with 1 merkin […]
[The Combine] Combine Performance Test 1.0
AO: The Combine Q: Gasparilla , Jitterbug PAX: Middleman, Easy Button, Damascus, Chaos, Avis, Jitterbug, Gerber, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Bottlecap, Shriver, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 17 What had happened was: The Combine queue opened early this morning with bold promises: 🎽 Free Combine T-shirts for the […]
[Cowbell] ☠️ Shiver me Shingles ☠️
AO: Cowbell Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Avis, Chastain, Singlet, Tollbooth, Middleman, Gasparilla, Tron, U-Haul, Schneider, Falcon, Fuse Box, Chicken Little, Blue Screen of DEATH, Zinfandel, Hooch, Smithers, Chaos, Chainsaw FNGs: COUNT: 18 What had happened was: YHC rolled into the gloom feeling spry, sea legs steady, ready to lead from the front. That optimism lasted […]
[Cowbell] Side Straddle Hops until we D-I-E!
AO: Cowbell Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Chaos, Recalc, Blue Screen of DEATH, Ricky Bobby, Zinfandel, 2xT, Avis, Damascus, squirts, Jimmy, Chainsaw, Deadwood, Black Hat, Chastain, Schneider, Inspector Gadget, Smithers, Rain Man, Gerber, Sump Pump FNGs: 1 Sump Pump COUNT: 20 And for my 172nd Q I would dress the part. Not because the Site Qs […]