[nightstalker-] it all makes sense now

AO: nightstalker- Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Bratwurst, Kid Rock, Flip Phone, fugitive, Kilo, ChatterBox, Schnitzel, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Cliff notes: It took me a minute, but I get it now—nightstalker is a zero-sum kind of AO. The idea is to burn as many calories in the worst possible manner (run top speed as […]

[_playhouse] Border Patrol

AO: _playhouse Q: Goodfella PAX: fugitive, Flip Phone, Kid Rock, Kilo, ChatterBox, @schnitzel, @passport FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Start with a 1 mile loop around Nesbit. Run a 4 mile out and back to Walnut Creek. Finish with a 1-2 mile loop around Nesbit (or up MB Pkwy for KR and […]

[paper_trail] You wanted water fountains…

AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Midriff, Transporter, ChatterBox, Schnitzel, Drive By, wingman, Kilo, Fester, Tuck, Chopper, Swedish Chef, Bratwurst, Franky, HazMat, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger, Soft Pretzel, Toolbag, Green Label, Astro FNGs: None COUNT: 20 Cliff notes: Midriff excelled in designing a hydration-friendly route through the streets of Ballantyne. Nice touch with those few water holes in […]

[pursuit] An easy 10

AO: pursuit Q: Kilo PAX: Glidah, Drive By, Kid Rock, ChatterBox, fugitive, Paper Jam, Flip Phone, Rubbermaid, Goodfella FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: there were some break sways and a few fast bush exits. Some pushed the pace from the start

[border_patrol] Last to COT; 1st to BB

AO: border_patrol Q: Posse PAX: ChatterBox, Kilo, Kid Rock, Flip Phone, Paper Jam, Posse FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Hancock wasn’t as scary with Kilo around. Shocking to see Paper Jam with his own route. So proud of ChatterBox! Remembering his first couple workouts when he left early because “his wife needed him home”. Kid Rock […]

[paper_trail] Horsey Half Convergence

AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Paper Jam, bunker, Flip Phone, ChatterBox, Transporter, Fester, Kilo, Shania, Chopper, Kirby, Orange Whip, Bratwurst, C3P0, Cheese Curd, Double E, Gumbo, Soft Pretzel, Citgo, Hoover, Mayflower FNGs: None COUNT: 21 Cliff notes: Another example of a superb-organized event. Great location, tough challenge, thoughtful charity, and an effective team putting it […]

[stairmaster] PAC-Man

AO: stairmaster Q: Fuse Box PAX: Fuse Box, Transporter, Cliffhanger, ChatterBox, U-Haul, Cheddar FNGs: None COUNT: 6 5 pax waiting for the site q to get there to let us in, when from a distance we saw it. Is that a, I believe it is, yes, yes….transporter is transporting a big ass fridge. No, he […]

[cowbell] Cowbell Beatdown Repeato

AO: cowbell Q: Hooch PAX: Gerber, Shriver, Blue Screen of DEATH, Avis, Tron, squirts, Ice9, Hooch, U-Haul, ChatterBox, Transporter, Deflated, Zinfandel, Stagecoach, Chicken Little, The Dude FNGs: None COUNT: 16 What had happened was: Slight break in temp. Still muggy af. Pre loop, stations plus running. Everyone suffered equally.

[flash] ALERT THE DAILY PLANET! We’ve found Ice9’s kryptonite!

AO: flash Q: Das Boot PAX: Schneider, Ice9, Transporter, ChatterBox, Mad Dog, Inspector Gadget, Falcon, Cliffhanger, Chainsaw, Shriver, fugitive, Gerber, Black Hat, O69, Das Boot FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: Mark this date: July 21, 2025. We all thought he was invincible, merely subject to frequent spells of dry heaving. But that […]