[paper_trail] The strangest bachelor party ever

AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Kilo, Swedish Chef, HazMat, Drive By, Schnitzel, ChatterBox, Transporter, Kid Rock, Rubbermaid, Chopper, Cliffhanger, Green Label FNGs: None COUNT: 12 Cliff notes: They’ll make a movie about this bachelor’s party someday. We can’t disclose all the details, for obvious reasons, but we will reveal that part of sending Chopper off […]

[nightstalker-] it all makes sense now

AO: nightstalker- Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Bratwurst, Kid Rock, Flip Phone, fugitive, Kilo, ChatterBox, Schnitzel, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Cliff notes: It took me a minute, but I get it now—nightstalker is a zero-sum kind of AO. The idea is to burn as many calories in the worst possible manner (run top speed as […]

[off_the_books] altitude training of sorts

AO: off_the_books Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Drive By, Rubbermaid, Swedish Chef, Cliffhanger, Drago FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Cliff notes: you gotta take advantage of those holiday hours whenever they come your way. We certainly did. Fun fact: the scent of pot is strong in Lawson-damm. We shared stories of busts and ODs in that hood. Never […]

[paper_trail] You wanted water fountains…

AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Midriff, Transporter, ChatterBox, Schnitzel, Drive By, wingman, Kilo, Fester, Tuck, Chopper, Swedish Chef, Bratwurst, Franky, HazMat, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger, Soft Pretzel, Toolbag, Green Label, Astro FNGs: None COUNT: 20 Cliff notes: Midriff excelled in designing a hydration-friendly route through the streets of Ballantyne. Nice touch with those few water holes in […]

[morning_wood] Not without Drive-By

AO: morning_wood Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Rubbermaid, HazMat, Kilo, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Cliff notes: Two started earlier to assess the conditions of the trails. The water level was as high as that one time the flood swallowed DB. Had he joined us today (we all agreed), we would have surely run the CTT while […]

[stairmaster] PAC-Man

AO: stairmaster Q: Fuse Box PAX: Fuse Box, Transporter, Cliffhanger, ChatterBox, U-Haul, Cheddar FNGs: None COUNT: 6 5 pax waiting for the site q to get there to let us in, when from a distance we saw it. Is that a, I believe it is, yes, yes….transporter is transporting a big ass fridge. No, he […]

[paper_trail] Level up!

AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Drive By, Kid Rock, Flip Phone, Transporter, Fester, fugitive, Chopper, Bratwurst, Franky, Das Boot, HazMat, Cliffhanger, wingman, Kirby, Soft Pretzel, Woodson, Madison FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was:

[flash] ALERT THE DAILY PLANET! We’ve found Ice9’s kryptonite!

AO: flash Q: Das Boot PAX: Schneider, Ice9, Transporter, ChatterBox, Mad Dog, Inspector Gadget, Falcon, Cliffhanger, Chainsaw, Shriver, fugitive, Gerber, Black Hat, O69, Das Boot FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: Mark this date: July 21, 2025. We all thought he was invincible, merely subject to frequent spells of dry heaving. But that […]

[paper_trail] Pancakes

AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Transporter, ChatterBox, Cliffhanger, Paper Jam, Frasier, Citgo, Gumbo, Fleetwood FNGs: None COUNT: 8 Cliff notes: An early meet at Linwood’s parking lot of Crowder’s for elevation training. 2 clown cars: one from Charlotte South, one from Waxhaw. Frasier’s group went for the classic loop up and down the stairs of […]

[pursuit] Another July run: fun fun

AO: pursuit Q: Flip Phone PAX: Rubbermaid, Paper Jam, Cliffhanger, Robocall, ChatterBox FNGs: None COUNT: 6 We ran downtown and back, nothing new or interesting. Rubbermaid showed YHC who’s the boss, yet again. A little competition that I keep losing, but it’s fun to try. Robocall came back with a vengeance and is out there […]