[the_floater] Taunting Burpee Train
AO: the_floater Q: Hooch PAX: Easy Button, Chastain, Mad Dog, Rocketman, Inspector Gadget, Recalc, Zorro, Singlet, Hooch, Cliffhanger, Premature FNGs: None COUNT: 13 What had happened was: Burpee train arrived early. Bad idea Indian Run. Paula Abdul cemetery work ( i think she is still alive) More Bad Idea Indian Run. Hit a zillion mailboxes […]
[flash] It was him
AO: flash Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Cliffhanger, Dasher, Centerfold, Black Hat, Falcon, Meth FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Whoopsie, I forgot to write my backblast. It was Flash. We did stuff. Meth made a return after a long absence. We asked how he got his name and of course the answer was […]
[paper_trail] The strangest bachelor party ever
AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Kilo, Swedish Chef, HazMat, Drive By, Schnitzel, ChatterBox, Transporter, Kid Rock, Rubbermaid, Chopper, Cliffhanger, Green Label FNGs: None COUNT: 12 Cliff notes: They’ll make a movie about this bachelor’s party someday. We can’t disclose all the details, for obvious reasons, but we will reveal that part of sending Chopper off […]
[nightstalker-] it all makes sense now
AO: nightstalker- Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Bratwurst, Kid Rock, Flip Phone, fugitive, Kilo, ChatterBox, Schnitzel, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Cliff notes: It took me a minute, but I get it now—nightstalker is a zero-sum kind of AO. The idea is to burn as many calories in the worst possible manner (run top speed as […]
[off_the_books] altitude training of sorts
AO: off_the_books Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Drive By, Rubbermaid, Swedish Chef, Cliffhanger, Drago FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Cliff notes: you gotta take advantage of those holiday hours whenever they come your way. We certainly did. Fun fact: the scent of pot is strong in Lawson-damm. We shared stories of busts and ODs in that hood. Never […]
[paper_trail] You wanted water fountains…
AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Midriff, Transporter, ChatterBox, Schnitzel, Drive By, wingman, Kilo, Fester, Tuck, Chopper, Swedish Chef, Bratwurst, Franky, HazMat, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger, Soft Pretzel, Toolbag, Green Label, Astro FNGs: None COUNT: 20 Cliff notes: Midriff excelled in designing a hydration-friendly route through the streets of Ballantyne. Nice touch with those few water holes in […]
[morning_wood] Not without Drive-By
AO: morning_wood Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Rubbermaid, HazMat, Kilo, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Cliff notes: Two started earlier to assess the conditions of the trails. The water level was as high as that one time the flood swallowed DB. Had he joined us today (we all agreed), we would have surely run the CTT while […]
[stairmaster] PAC-Man
AO: stairmaster Q: Fuse Box PAX: Fuse Box, Transporter, Cliffhanger, ChatterBox, U-Haul, Cheddar FNGs: None COUNT: 6 5 pax waiting for the site q to get there to let us in, when from a distance we saw it. Is that a, I believe it is, yes, yes….transporter is transporting a big ass fridge. No, he […]
[paper_trail] Level up!
AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Drive By, Kid Rock, Flip Phone, Transporter, Fester, fugitive, Chopper, Bratwurst, Franky, Das Boot, HazMat, Cliffhanger, wingman, Kirby, Soft Pretzel, Woodson, Madison FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was:
[flash] ALERT THE DAILY PLANET! We’ve found Ice9’s kryptonite!
AO: flash Q: Das Boot PAX: Schneider, Ice9, Transporter, ChatterBox, Mad Dog, Inspector Gadget, Falcon, Cliffhanger, Chainsaw, Shriver, fugitive, Gerber, Black Hat, O69, Das Boot FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: Mark this date: July 21, 2025. We all thought he was invincible, merely subject to frequent spells of dry heaving. But that […]