[morning_wood] False Advertising

AO: morning_wood Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Fester, Swedish Chef, Tuck, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Brant (Wahoo), Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Cliff notes: 6 and Tuck’s vizsla for the standard starting time, sharing the parking lot of Morning Wood with 9 badass FiA ladies. False Advertising? Well, you know how the disclaimer goes: “Don’t […]

[watchtower] Watchtower Q

AO: watchtower Q: Smithers PAX: Deadwood, Spitz, Elmer’s, Mute, Mad Dog, Zinfandel, Tron, Catfish, Smithers, Cliffhanger, Recalc- Keith Balaniz FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: DW asked to bring sandbags and I obliged. Immediately regretted. Pick a partner and run to the next door neighborhood to the second stop sign that cuts through […]

[paper_trail] Holy humidity

AO: paper_trail Q: Dunkin PAX: Gerber, Hollywood, Dunkin, Sledge-O-Matic, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger, LegalZoom, Chastain, Carb Load FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Rubbermaid and Carb Load started earlier than 6:00A. Sledge-O-Matic did his own rucking thing. The rest of us set out at 6:00A at various speeds, including a very long-haired, feminine-appearing friend of Gerber. But, hey, we […]

[watchtower] Love that track!

AO: watchtower Q: Dunkin PAX: Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Jitterbug, Hooch – Bret Turner, Cliffhanger, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Foundation, Tron, Stagecoach, Catfish, Schneider/Tom Evans, Shania, Rockslide, Rockwell, Smithers, Deflated, Dunkin, Rain Man FNGs: None COUNT: 17 Plenty of partner work around the track. Rain Man was injured even before the workout started and still […]

[paper_trail] Indiana Jones Edition- which movie were you?

AO: paper_trail Q: Kid Rock , Rubbermaid PAX: Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Posse, Cliffhanger, Flip Phone, Dasher – Jeff Green, Carb Load, 2xT, LegalZoom, HazMat, Drago FNGs: None COUNT: 12 Split Personality today as 5 ran the Lawson loop to avoid the main group… While the rest of us hit Nesbit for the normal […]

[the_floater] Four Tee Five

AO: the_floater Q: Gerber PAX: Chastain, Jitterbug, Centerfold, Singlet – Justin Nelson, Deadwood, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Twinkle toes, Shania, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Inspector Gadget, Seabass- Tim Carey, Gerber, Rain Man, Deflated, Zinfandel, Hot Yoga, Hooch – Bret Turner, Cliffhanger, Easy Button, Falcon, Ice9 FNGs: None COUNT: 21 45th birthday Q Last time my birthday […]

[morning_wood] That morning Wood is so moist

AO: morning_wood Q: Kid Rock PAX: Cliffhanger, Rubbermaid, Flip Phone, Tuck, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Drago, Huckleberry 🐕‍🦺 FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: We got just enough rain to make the morning Wood nice and moist. Not muddy, but damp. All PAX seemed to complain that they didn’t feel that good […]

[watchtower] Positive Yelp Reviews

AO: watchtower Q: Recalc- Keith Balaniz , Chastain PAX: Zinfandel, Dasher – Jeff Green, Cliffhanger, Easy Button, Chicken Little, Deflated, Rain Man, Schneider/Tom Evans, Smithers, Stage Coach, Quiche, Retiree, Shania, foundation FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: Quick Q swap out for deadwood. I took half and Chastain 2nd half Mosey to bus […]

[ruckus] I liked it better when it was called Neighborhood Watch

AO: ruckus Q: Posse PAX: Radar, Cliffhanger, Animal Chris VanDruff, Pyro, Dunkin, Posse, Torpedo FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Clearly I was the only one who felt that way, which is why it had to die. But look at what Dunkin & Pyro have built in such a short time!:tclaps: Good solid numbers week after week! […]

[paper_trail] farewell TB

AO: paper_trail Q: Swedish Chef PAX: Turnbuckle – Greg Holencsak, Carb Load, Paper Jam, Gerber, LegalZoom, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Cliff notes: This was the last hike for TB in the haw, and the first Q for Chef in our region. We feel honored they both choose Paper […]