[impromptu] Impromptu

AO: impromptu Q: Deflated PAX: Posse, Stagecoach, J-Woww, Maple Syrup, Ricky Bobby, Elmer’s, Feeny (Josh Laker), Recalc, Chainsaw, Falcon, Sugar Daddy, Smithers, Schneider, 2xT FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: We ran around. We stayed together. We got a total body workout in.

[flash] Follow the Miserable Concrete Path

AO: flash Q: U-Haul PAX: Shriver, Recalc, Falcon, Gasparilla, Ice9, Tron, Chainsaw, Schnitzel FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: This morning, 8 PAX took on a spicy start to their week at Flash, embracing the grind while giving the Q a break from high-impact movement due to a bum knee. With no mosey […]

[flash] ALERT THE DAILY PLANET! We’ve found Ice9’s kryptonite!

AO: flash Q: Das Boot PAX: Schneider, Ice9, Transporter, ChatterBox, Mad Dog, Inspector Gadget, Falcon, Cliffhanger, Chainsaw, Shriver, fugitive, Gerber, Black Hat, O69, Das Boot FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: Mark this date: July 21, 2025. We all thought he was invincible, merely subject to frequent spells of dry heaving. But that […]

[flash] Lucky Number Sevens

AO: flash Q: Zinfandel PAX: Zinfandel, Elmer’s, Chicken Little, Twinkle toes, Chainsaw, U-Haul, Dasher, Falcon, Black Hat, Inspector Gadget, Premature, Chastain, Mad Dog FNGs: None COUNT: 13 And for my 157th Q, I went to bed last night at 745 trying to get back on EST and woke up at 405 ready to rock! My […]

[titan] 7 Minute PAX

AO: titan Q: Gasparilla , Chastain PAX: U-Haul, Stagecoach, Jitterbug, Falcon, Deep Dish FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: 7 PAX, 7 minute Abs, 7 squirrels twirling on a branch eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch Something like that ???? So turns out that dude i picked up yesterday wasn’t Jesus […]

[flash] The road to suffering

AO: flash Q: Ice9 PAX: Falcon, fugitive, Easy Button, Damascus, Gerber, Hollywood, Deep Dish, Chainsaw, Ice9, Inspector Gadget, Rain Man, Recalc, Shriver, U-Haul, Zorro, @Blade FNGs: None COUNT: 16 It was a beautiful morning to get our pain on. Disclaimer given (since there were actually FNGs present and not just grizzled veterans saying falsely and […]

[flash] Calves For Days Son!

AO: flash Q: Zinfandel PAX: Zinfandel, Gerber, Falcon, Schneider, Catfish, Inspector Gadget, Easy Button, Stagecoach, Chainsaw, Recalc, Chicken Little, Shriver, Tron, Black Hat, U-Haul, Rocketman, Afterburn, Rain Man FNGs: None COUNT: 18 154th Q. DiCCS given. Circle back for the 6 today boys, no standing around and no Mary. Warm up mosey to the front […]

[swarm] Lightning

AO: swarm Q: Bottlecap PAX: Gerber, Elmer’s, Falcon, O69, Bottlecap, Cliffhanger, Speed Bump FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was:

[cowbell] Reading the End of this Backblast Will Lead to More Sex, I Guarantee

AO: cowbell Q: Zinfandel PAX: Bottlecap, Transporter, Gerber, Foundation, Deflated, Rain Man, Blue Screen of DEATH, Shriver, Dasher, Falcon, Zinfandel, 2xT, Avis FNGs: None COUNT: 13 And for my 151st Q, I would channel some new and old exercises and shove them together. One nice long warm lap. Circle up for…. 1. 15 x SSH […]

[flash] We’re Doing This… I Guess

AO: flash Q: Black Hat PAX: Tron, Recalc, Mad Dog, Inspector Gadget, Falcon, Posse, Dunkin, Chainsaw, Shriver, U-Haul, Schnitzel, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 13 What had happened was: For my 38th Q, but only 7th of 8th Bootcamp Q. DICCS given, very little enthusiasm from the group. Are we all wanting to be someplace else? […]