[border_patrol] Nobody got lost at the border

AO: border_patrol Q: Drive By PAX: Kilo, Drive By, Kid Rock, Posse, Wilbur, Paper Jam, fugitive, Jingles FNGs: None COUNT: 8 We ran from North Carolina to South Carolina and back protecting the border.

[short_circuit] Q Jack City

AO: short_circuit Q: Paper Jam PAX: Flip Phone, Kid Rock, Goodfella, Hot Yoga, fugitive, Paper Jam FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: It started out quite disorganized and there was an attempted coup, but YHC took control and led the group to just under 4 miles while working all major muscle groups. Cold […]

[nightstalker-] it all makes sense now

AO: nightstalker- Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Bratwurst, Kid Rock, Flip Phone, fugitive, Kilo, ChatterBox, Schnitzel, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Cliff notes: It took me a minute, but I get it now—nightstalker is a zero-sum kind of AO. The idea is to burn as many calories in the worst possible manner (run top speed as […]

[_playhouse] Border Patrol

AO: _playhouse Q: Goodfella PAX: fugitive, Flip Phone, Kid Rock, Kilo, ChatterBox, @schnitzel, @passport FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Start with a 1 mile loop around Nesbit. Run a 4 mile out and back to Walnut Creek. Finish with a 1-2 mile loop around Nesbit (or up MB Pkwy for KR and […]

[pursuit] An easy 10

AO: pursuit Q: Kilo PAX: Glidah, Drive By, Kid Rock, ChatterBox, fugitive, Paper Jam, Flip Phone, Rubbermaid, Goodfella FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: there were some break sways and a few fast bush exits. Some pushed the pace from the start

[paper_trail] Level up!

AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Drive By, Kid Rock, Flip Phone, Transporter, Fester, fugitive, Chopper, Bratwurst, Franky, Das Boot, HazMat, Cliffhanger, wingman, Kirby, Soft Pretzel, Woodson, Madison FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was:

[short_circuit] Walnut Creek Grinder

AO: short_circuit Q: Black Hat PAX: Kid Rock, Goodfella, fugitive, Paper Jam, Hatchet, Posse FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Hotter than a steel chair in a cage match, brother! ⸻ WARM-UP We got loose real quick, jack! Hit that opening bell with we took off for a lil’ mosey to get the […]

[cowbell] Hatchet time ????

AO: cowbell Q: Blue Screen of DEATH PAX: Black Hat, Hatchet, Dasher, Shriver, Zinfandel, Gerber, Blue Screen of DEATH, Rocketman, Rain Man, squirts, fugitive, Squirts, Fugutive FNGs: None COUNT: 13 Partner up – swings, thrusters, curls is run middle loop around Brooklyn Pizza Solo – target parking lot back-and-forth sprints with shoulder presses and tricep […]

[flash] ALERT THE DAILY PLANET! We’ve found Ice9’s kryptonite!

AO: flash Q: Das Boot PAX: Schneider, Ice9, Transporter, ChatterBox, Mad Dog, Inspector Gadget, Falcon, Cliffhanger, Chainsaw, Shriver, fugitive, Gerber, Black Hat, O69, Das Boot FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: Mark this date: July 21, 2025. We all thought he was invincible, merely subject to frequent spells of dry heaving. But that […]

[nightstalker-] Hot hot hot

AO: nightstalker- Q: Flip Phone PAX: Rubbermaid, fugitive, ChatterBox FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Chatter and I ran 4. Rubbermaid and Fugitive ran 6. We had some beers after. Except for the ungodly heat, it was a good time.