[morning_wood] Morning Wood takes to the road
AO: morning_wood Q: Drive By , PAX: Drive By, HazMat FNGs: None COUNT: 2 We ran a loop through Millbridge avoiding ice
[morning_wood] The 1000 mile club
AO: morning_wood Q: Cliffhanger PAX: HazMat, Swedish Chef, Rubbermaid, Drive By, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Cliff notes: Return of Drive By to the trails to celebrate the latest addition to the 1000 mile club.
[morning_wood] 100 years old
AO: morning_wood Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Rubbermaid, Hot Yoga, HazMat, Cliffhanger, Chowder FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Cliff notes: five took to the trails. One of them rucked it. Another one had to cut it short to take his daughter to a rite of passage: the driving skills test. We certainly brought to our built-in COT the […]
[morning_wood] it’s easy to be fit…
AO: morning_wood Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Hot Yoga, Hollywood, HazMat, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger, Chowder FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Cliff notes: it’s easy to be fit. It’s being tough what’s tough. Six HIM met this morning under a full moon to run those trails again. One of them, in his seventies, just raced a bunch of gazelles a […]
[morning_wood] Hands on the ground
AO: morning_wood Q: Cliffhanger PAX: HazMat, Hot Yoga, Gerber, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Cliff notes: Surprise appearance by Gerber, who looked happier this Wednesday than we’ve seen him in the last two years’ worth of Wednesdays. In his own words: “I’m free to roam the World!” We totally get you, buddy. You are […]
[paper_trail] Wet T-shirt Contest
AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Rubbermaid, Swedish Chef, HazMat, Drive By, Cliffhanger, Drago FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Cliff notes: it was rainy, but really nice temperature. We run the Little Sugar Creek runway on a Saturday morning. Do the math
[morning_wood] We’ll make him tomorrow
AO: morning_wood Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Rubbermaid, HazMat, Wilbur, Hot Yoga, Pothole, Cliffhanger, Peter Withers FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Cliff notes: 6 and an FNG met this morning, but decided to postpone the naming of our new mate until the 9/11 Convergence.
[_3rd-f-service] 250
AO: _3rd-f-service Q: Elmer’s PAX: Blue Screen of DEATH, Mad Dog, HazMat, Centerfold, Strawberry, Jingles, Elmer’s, Big League Chew FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: 250+ meals served this morning.
[paper_trail] The strangest bachelor party ever
AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Kilo, Swedish Chef, HazMat, Drive By, Schnitzel, ChatterBox, Transporter, Kid Rock, Rubbermaid, Chopper, Cliffhanger, Green Label FNGs: None COUNT: 12 Cliff notes: They’ll make a movie about this bachelor’s party someday. We can’t disclose all the details, for obvious reasons, but we will reveal that part of sending Chopper off […]
[paper_trail] You wanted water fountains…
AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Midriff, Transporter, ChatterBox, Schnitzel, Drive By, wingman, Kilo, Fester, Tuck, Chopper, Swedish Chef, Bratwurst, Franky, HazMat, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger, Soft Pretzel, Toolbag, Green Label, Astro FNGs: None COUNT: 20 Cliff notes: Midriff excelled in designing a hydration-friendly route through the streets of Ballantyne. Nice touch with those few water holes in […]