[Cowbell] When you throw a Hail Mary and hit the bullseye

AO: Cowbell Q: Avis , PAX: Falcon, Black Hat, Gerber, Elmer’s, sump pump, Mad Dog, Ice9, Schneider, Blue Screen of DEATH, Avis, Rain Man, World Cup, Zinfandel, Bullseye FNGs: 1 Bullseye COUNT: 14 What had happened was: Mystery Q because Deadwood had to catch em all Hit them with a solid whiteboard of pain. Picked […]

[The B.E.A.S.T.] THE B.E.A.S.T.

AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Schneider , PAX: Bottlecap, Mad Dog, Recalc, Smithers, Chicken Little, Glidah, Schneider, Catfish, Ice9, Easy Button, Elmer’s, Ricky Bobby, World Cup, fugitive FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: Warm up Mosey to the bus parking lot -Moroccan nightclubs -side, straddle hop -30 second plank -upper dog -downward dog -runners […]

[Flash] So fun

AO: Flash Q: Hollywood , PAX: Hollywood, Zinfandel, Mad Dog, Ice9, Damascus, Recalc, Falcon, Magnolia, Dry dock FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: No stretching was done but we ran a bit and did some merkins, squats and supines and various other exercises. Mixed in some Mary when needed. I liked it. Will […]

[3F] Sanctuary: Divorce?

AO: 3F Q: ChatterBox , PAX: J-Woww, Tool Time, Das Boot, ChatterBox, Ice9, Mayhem, Nails, Shop Dawg, KATO, Professor FNGs: COUNT: 10 What had happened was: Talking about divorce in the Sermon on the Mount and swearing oaths. Be honest and don’t look for lame excuses to trade to a younger gal.

[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.

AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Rain Man , PAX: Zinfandel, Recalc, Ice9, Gasparilla, Inspector Gadget, Rain Man, Glidah, Schneider, Ten Count Nero, fugitive FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: Neighborhood 7’s cul de sac- Tysons/hurleys Loop- every driveway on the right-IC 1. mountain climbers 2. Money humpers 3. Dry docks 4. Squats 5. Perfect […]

[Flash] Flash

AO: Flash Q: Falcon , PAX: Ice9, Mad Dog, Falcon, Middleman, Damascus, Avis FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: THE TOUR OF CUTTY 🚌 The Tour of Cutty officially kicked off with a 1-mile mosey at varying speeds — because apparently we couldn’t agree on what “mosey” actually means! 😂 Then we rolled […]

[Cowbell] Cowbell

AO: Cowbell Q: Falcon , PAX: Damascus, Chainsaw, Schneider, Ice9, Falcon, Maple Syrup, World Cup, Chicken Little, Ricky Bobby, Black Hat, Avis, Middleman, Rain Man, Gerber FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: Again, the marketing was PRE-BLAST! 😂 Not sure why!! But one thing is for sure—the Q must show up and deliver! […]

[Flash] Flash

AO: Flash Q: Falcon , PAX: Maple Syrup, SnB, Falcon, Inspector Gadget, Damascus, Ice9 FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: What had actually happened was: I was handed the Q by the Flash squad. The moment my actual name populated on the workout reserve, the backchannel chatter erupted. Speculation was rife over whether […]

[3F] Sanctuary: No Racas here

AO: 3F Q: Down Range Q , PAX: Centerfold, Mayhem, Shop Dawg, Ice9, Down Range Q, KATO, J-Woww, Das Boot, Tool Time, ChatterBox, Professor FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: Good crew and good conversation as we dug into more of Sermon on the Mount, especially looking at not being angry with… anyone? […]

[Cowbell] Cowbell – 12 Days of Christmas in August

AO: Cowbell Q: Dunkin , PAX: Ice9, squirts, Magnolia, Inspector Gadget, Deflated, Schneider, Foundation, Falcon, Maple Syrup, Dunkin, Avis, Rain Man, Damascus, World Cup, Chainsaw FNGs: None COUNT: 15 Seemed like a good time for a classic “12 Days of Christmas” beatdown, which consists of the following: 1. 1 lap across the Target parking lot […]