[The Combine] The Real Football on the Pitch

AO: The Combine Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Middleman, Rocketman, Jitterbug, Avis, Elmer’s, Chastain, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 8 And for my 175th Q, it was also the 2026 CLTFC home opener versus the even more gentrified, Austin FC. The forecast looks perfect for a beatdown, a beer run I can’t attend because of my […]

[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.

AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Recalc , PAX: Elmer’s, Ricky Bobby, Mad Dog, Recalc, Bottlecap, Schneider, Tron, Gasparilla, Jitterbug, Black Hat, ChatterBox, Blue Screen of DEATH, Sausage Party FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: Decided to bring back and oldie but goodie. We used to have a monthly Amrap which wasn’t was taken seriously. […]

[The Combine] Combine Performance Test 1.0

AO: The Combine Q: Gasparilla , Jitterbug PAX: Middleman, Easy Button, Damascus, Chaos, Avis, Jitterbug, Gerber, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Bottlecap, Shriver, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 17 What had happened was: The Combine queue opened early this morning with bold promises: 🎽 Free Combine T-shirts for the […]

[The Combine] The Combine

AO: The Combine Q: Damascus , PAX: Chastain, Bottlecap, Rain Man, Sausage Party, Recalc, Black Hat, McGruff, Jitterbug, Chainsaw, Gerber, Easy Button, Damascus FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Rifle carry KB to field 11s – burpees at 100 yards, 90 yards, 80, etc – Swings Mosey to soccer field – around both […]

[The Combine] Surprise…

AO: The Combine Q: Chastain , Deadwood PAX: Gerber, Chastain, Rain Man, Bottlecap, ChatterBox, Blue Screen of DEATH, Easy Button, Recalc, Gasparilla, Damascus, Black Hat, Deadwood, Jitterbug, Maple Syrup, Avis, Squid FNGs: None COUNT: 16 What had happened was: 30 seconds before go time and Zin is a no show. Surprise! He’s in Miami and […]

[the_combine] Gear Heads

AO: the_combine Q: Bottlecap , Gasparilla PAX: Blue Screen of DEATH, Falcon, Chastain, Zinfandel, 2xT, Tron, Avis, Centerfold, Black Hat, Damascus, Chaos, Sugar Daddy, Jitterbug, Gerber FNGs: COUNT: 16 What had happened was: I forgot to send last week, forgot all the funny stuff, but the great work with Bottlecap was awesome!

[titan] Navy burpees at Titan-Commitment

AO: titan Q: Premature , Deadwood PAX: Jitterbug, U-Haul, Deadwood, Gasparilla, Falcon, Damascus, Zinfandel, Black Hat, Chastain, Premature, Sugar Daddy, Catfish, Avis, Chaos, Toebooth FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: Honestly do not remember everything. Started with 5 Navy burpees and if you do not know, look it up:grinning:. PAX grabbed kettle and […]

[ignition] Overwhelmed!!

AO: ignition Q: ChatterBox PAX: Gasparilla, Chaos, Deadwood, Bottlecap, Monkey D, Zinfandel, Jitterbug, Gerber, Shriver, Schnitzel, Transporter, Dunkin, Rain Man, Catfish, Singlet, Easy Button, Tollbooth, Chastain, Hooch, Chalula FNGs: None COUNT: 21 I woke up at 2:30 this morning and couldn’t get back to sleep. 50 years around the sun. Wow. Ready and excited to […]

[commitment] CommiTmenT

AO: commitment Q: Fuse Box , Gasparilla, Hatchet, Jitterbug PAX: Chainsaw, Elmer’s, Gasparilla, Hatchet, U-Haul, Dasher, Mad Dog, Maple Syrup, Blue Screen of DEATH, Chastain, Fuse Box, Jitterbug, Landfill, Thunder Cat, Sugar Daddy, Mailman FNGs: None COUNT: 16 Today marks the merging of two of the greatest Saturday bootcamp AO’s in Waxhaw. Titan keeps the […]

[titan] Keep the change ya filthy animals!

AO: titan Q: Chastain , Gasparilla PAX: Chastain, Gasparilla, Falcon, Mailman, Black Hat, Jitterbug, Chicken Little, Jenga, Garfield, Spam FNGs: None COUNT: 10 “It’s Christmas, Theo. It’s the time of miracles.” – Die Hard On this fine December morning at AO Titan, the men assembled like Clark Griswold waiting for the bonus check—hopeful, unsuspecting, and […]