[The Floater] Invasion at the Floater
AO: The Floater Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Gasparilla, Kid Rock, Easy Button, Jitterbug FNGs: COUNT: 4 What had happened was: Morning Reflections It was YHC’s VQ at The Floater. Rolled up in the gloom and saw only Easy Button … and for a brief, shining moment thought this might be it—the elusive “skip the workout […]
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Sugar Daddy , PAX: Easy Button, Gasparilla, Damascus, Chainsaw, Maple Syrup, Black Hat, Middleman, Tollbooth, Chastain, Transporter, Mad Dog, Jitterbug, Shriver, ChatterBox, Elmer’s, Sugar Daddy, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 17 B-Day Q… great execution by Elmers and Gasperilla…..
[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.

AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Damascus , PAX: Monkey D, squirts, Gasparilla, Shriver, Bottlecap, Mad Dog, Black Hat, Tron, Elmer’s, Jitterbug, Robert Kingsly, Maple Syrup, ChatterBox, Cholula, Damascus, Easy Button, Chastain FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: 5 rounds of – Pull-ups – Merkins – Squats 6 (yes 6) rounds of – step ups […]
[The Combine] That was a great playlist

AO: The Combine Q: Elmer’s , Gasparilla PAX: Sausage Party, Chainsaw, Carb Load, Zinfandel, Elmer’s, Jitterbug, Chaos, Chastain, Tollbooth, Gasparilla, Jenga, Garefield FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: It was a glorious cool morning at The Combine. I was excited because I love Qing and I had built a playlist that was going […]
[The B.E.A.S.T.] Sand at the B.E.A.S.T.
AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Smithers, U-Haul, Zinfandel, Mad Dog, Wilbur, Gasparilla, Premature, Sausage Party, Jitterbug, Deflated, Recalc, Easy Button, Elmer’s, Damascus FNGs: COUNT: 14 What had happened was: YHC Rolled in with about 90 seconds till launch—just enough time to look like I had everything perfectly under control. Meanwhile a couple of […]
[The Combine] The Real Football on the Pitch
AO: The Combine Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Middleman, Rocketman, Jitterbug, Avis, Elmer’s, Chastain, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 8 And for my 175th Q, it was also the 2026 CLTFC home opener versus the even more gentrified, Austin FC. The forecast looks perfect for a beatdown, a beer run I can’t attend because of my […]
[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.
AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Recalc , PAX: Elmer’s, Ricky Bobby, Mad Dog, Recalc, Bottlecap, Schneider, Tron, Gasparilla, Jitterbug, Black Hat, ChatterBox, Blue Screen of DEATH, Sausage Party FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: Decided to bring back and oldie but goodie. We used to have a monthly Amrap which wasn’t was taken seriously. […]
[The Combine] Combine Performance Test 1.0
AO: The Combine Q: Gasparilla , Jitterbug PAX: Middleman, Easy Button, Damascus, Chaos, Avis, Jitterbug, Gerber, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Bottlecap, Shriver, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 17 What had happened was: The Combine queue opened early this morning with bold promises: 🎽 Free Combine T-shirts for the […]
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Damascus , PAX: Chastain, Bottlecap, Rain Man, Sausage Party, Recalc, Black Hat, McGruff, Jitterbug, Chainsaw, Gerber, Easy Button, Damascus FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Rifle carry KB to field 11s – burpees at 100 yards, 90 yards, 80, etc – Swings Mosey to soccer field – around both […]
[The Combine] Surprise…
AO: The Combine Q: Chastain , Deadwood PAX: Gerber, Chastain, Rain Man, Bottlecap, ChatterBox, Blue Screen of DEATH, Easy Button, Recalc, Gasparilla, Damascus, Black Hat, Deadwood, Jitterbug, Maple Syrup, Avis, Squid FNGs: None COUNT: 16 What had happened was: 30 seconds before go time and Zin is a no show. Surprise! He’s in Miami and […]
