[swarm] SWARM on 8/2

AO: swarm Q: Mute PAX: Shania, LegalZoom, Dasher – Jeff Green, Hollywood, Glidah, Bottlecap, Schnitzel, Hooch – Bret Turner FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: Started the workout with a mile run around the Cutty campus and warmed up with 52 side straddle hops, stretches and a few merkins. We then did Paula […]

[paper_trail] Threesome

AO: paper_trail Q: 2xT PAX: Hollywood, LegalZoom FNGs: None COUNT: 3 What had happened was: CC the previous 51 weeks.

[watchtower] The Watchtower Swamp-ass-a-thon

AO: watchtower Q: Hooch – Bret Turner PAX: Gerber, U-Haul, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Spitz, Jitterbug, Cliffhanger, Mad Dog, Dana, Glidah, LegalZoom, Hooch – Bret Turner FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: When I got up this morning and was unable to look through the windows outside,  you could tell it was going to […]

[watchtower] No Burpees

AO: watchtower Q: Deadwood PAX: Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Mad Dog, Stagecoach, Deadwood, Elmer’s, LegalZoom, Schneider/Tom Evans FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was:

[paper_trail] Summer time

AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: HazMat, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Dunkin, Gerber, Catfish, LegalZoom, Radar, Goodfella, Cliffhanger, Paper Jam, Chopper, Rocket FNGs: None COUNT: 12 Cliff notes: As temperatures keep rising during the summer months, and the training needs of the Fellowship of the Idiots require more and more miles in the trails, it […]

[last_call] Morning Call at Last Call

AO: last_call Q: Dunkin PAX: Posse, LegalZoom, Rooster, Punxsy, Fuse Box, Tanyatine-Tim Braun, Dunkin FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Long mosey, some warm up exercises, and then another long mosey down to the clubhouse/playground. Shoulder warmup, “Morning Call” (exercise of the week—>more bonus points!), followed by some partner work. An Ab web and then back up […]

[watchtower] Just another Tuesday

AO: watchtower Q: Deflated PAX: Deflated, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, LegalZoom, Afterburn, Schneider/Tom Evans, Chicken Little, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Spitz, Rockwell, Stagecoach FNGs: None COUNT: 10 The chatGPT version of my weinke: In the crisp morning air, the group gathered eagerly at the park, their energy palpable and contagious. They split into pairs, each […]

[ignition] The Rabbit

AO: ignition Q: Dasher – Jeff Green PAX: Bottlecap, Chastain, Deadwood, Easy Button, Hollywood, LegalZoom, Rooster, Schnitzel, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Dasher – Jeff Green FNGs: None COUNT: 9.1 Got 2 :hc: from the site Q’s last night. 5:15 rolls around :cricket: :cricket: from both of them. So we go without. Head to the library for […]

[last_call] 5k half century club

AO: last_call Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Posse, Rooster, Punxsy, Deep Dish, Noonan, J-Woww, LegalZoom, Fuse Box, C3P0, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Cliff notes: about 3 miles around the half-mile loop at the parking lot. Before that, some dynamic stretches. We combined upper body, legwork and core exercises: 24 J-Los, 50 merkins, squats, big boys, lunges, […]

[paper_trail] Holy humidity

AO: paper_trail Q: Dunkin PAX: Gerber, Hollywood, Dunkin, Sledge-O-Matic, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger, LegalZoom, Chastain, Carb Load FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Rubbermaid and Carb Load started earlier than 6:00A. Sledge-O-Matic did his own rucking thing. The rest of us set out at 6:00A at various speeds, including a very long-haired, feminine-appearing friend of Gerber. But, hey, we […]