[watchtower] Just another Tuesday

AO: watchtower Q: Deflated PAX: Deflated, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, LegalZoom, Afterburn, Schneider/Tom Evans, Chicken Little, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Spitz, Rockwell, Stagecoach FNGs: None COUNT: 10 The chatGPT version of my weinke: In the crisp morning air, the group gathered eagerly at the park, their energy palpable and contagious. They split into pairs, each […]

[ignition] The Rabbit

AO: ignition Q: Dasher – Jeff Green PAX: Bottlecap, Chastain, Deadwood, Easy Button, Hollywood, LegalZoom, Rooster, Schnitzel, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Dasher – Jeff Green FNGs: None COUNT: 9.1 Got 2 :hc: from the site Q’s last night. 5:15 rolls around :cricket: :cricket: from both of them. So we go without. Head to the library for […]

[last_call] 5k half century club

AO: last_call Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Posse, Rooster, Punxsy, Deep Dish, Noonan, J-Woww, LegalZoom, Fuse Box, C3P0, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Cliff notes: about 3 miles around the half-mile loop at the parking lot. Before that, some dynamic stretches. We combined upper body, legwork and core exercises: 24 J-Los, 50 merkins, squats, big boys, lunges, […]

[paper_trail] Holy humidity

AO: paper_trail Q: Dunkin PAX: Gerber, Hollywood, Dunkin, Sledge-O-Matic, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger, LegalZoom, Chastain, Carb Load FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Rubbermaid and Carb Load started earlier than 6:00A. Sledge-O-Matic did his own rucking thing. The rest of us set out at 6:00A at various speeds, including a very long-haired, feminine-appearing friend of Gerber. But, hey, we […]

[_playhouse] Suicides, trail runs, farts, and Tysons

AO: _playhouse Q: Punxsy PAX: Posse, Rooster, Premature, Turkeydrop, Chastain, LegalZoom FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: 7 pax mosey’d in the woods of Weddington Chase and did a combination of suicides, burpees, pull ups, tysons, merkins, and long runs. Lots of farts :fartsack: in between (result of some maybe bad thirsty Thursdays?) […]

[paper_trail] Indiana Jones Edition- which movie were you?

AO: paper_trail Q: Kid Rock , Rubbermaid PAX: Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Posse, Cliffhanger, Flip Phone, Dasher – Jeff Green, Carb Load, 2xT, LegalZoom, HazMat, Drago FNGs: None COUNT: 12 Split Personality today as 5 ran the Lawson loop to avoid the main group… While the rest of us hit Nesbit for the normal […]

[last_call] Running the Parking Lot

AO: last_call Q: J-Woww PAX: J-Woww, Posse, Das Boot, LegalZoom, Rooster, Tanyatine-Tim Braun, Punxsy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: We ran through each parking spot with a merkin/big boy on opposite ends of each row with an increasing count. Tried some feet pushed up against the wall for some wall merkins, did […]

[paper_trail] farewell TB

AO: paper_trail Q: Swedish Chef PAX: Turnbuckle – Greg Holencsak, Carb Load, Paper Jam, Gerber, LegalZoom, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Cliff notes: This was the last hike for TB in the haw, and the first Q for Chef in our region. We feel honored they both choose Paper […]

[paper_trail] Another trip around the sun

AO: paper_trail Q: 2xT PAX: Glidah, Paper Jam, Rubbermaid, Posse, Flip Phone, Cliffhanger, ChatterBox, Damascus, Gerber, LegalZoom, Fester FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Twelve PAX came out to run the trail, some got a head start and some ( including myself) stayed clean and didn’t trip. Special thank you to everyone that […]

[last_call] Flanders Fun Time

AO: last_call Q: Flanders PAX: Punxsy, Fuse Box, Rooster, Dunkin, Posse, LegalZoom, One Star, Premature, Fester, Flanders FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Double glove slap