[The Floater] The Floater
AO: The Floater Q: Magnolia , PAX: Maple Syrup, Zinfandel, Smithers, Deflated, Ten Count Nero, SnB, Mad Dog, Elmer’s, Magnolia FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: there was lots of complaining to start out the morning and fears of anything having to do with steps, so what do we do… We mosey over […]
[The Lycan] The Lycan
AO: The Lycan Q: Rooster , PAX: Rockwell, Easy Button, fugitive, Chainsaw, Black Hat, Twinkle toes, Carb Load, Rooster, Elmer’s, Noonan, Premature, Magnolia, Sugar Daddy, Mute, Recalc, Dunkin FNGs: None COUNT: 16 What had happened was: Ran the corners Circle up ssh stretches UvUv6 four corners – merkins and squats- the 6 won, we did […]
[Cowbell] Cowbell – 12 Days of Christmas in August

AO: Cowbell Q: Dunkin , PAX: Ice9, squirts, Magnolia, Inspector Gadget, Deflated, Schneider, Foundation, Falcon, Maple Syrup, Dunkin, Avis, Rain Man, Damascus, World Cup, Chainsaw FNGs: None COUNT: 15 Seemed like a good time for a classic “12 Days of Christmas” beatdown, which consists of the following: 1. 1 lap across the Target parking lot […]
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Gasparilla , Damascus PAX: Damascus, Middleman, ChatterBox, Paper Jam, Falcon, Gasparilla, Maple Syrup, fugitive, Chainsaw, Magnolia, Premature, Transporter, Avis, Sidecar, Harley, FNGs: COUNT: 16 What had happened was:
[The Floater] Convergence @ The Floater
AO: The Floater Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Middleman, Ten Count Nero, Smithers, Recalc, Singlet, Lambeau, Drive By, Hot Yoga, fugitive, Zinfandel, Dunkin, Deflated, Zorro, Posse, Chastain, Elmer’s, Damascus, Hollywood, Chicken Little, Rubbermaid, Ghosted, Carb Load, U-Haul, Schneider, Kid Rock, Foundation, Paper Jam, World Cup, Ricky Bobby, Cartel, Falcon, Twinkle toes, Flip Phone, Seabass, Glidah, Magnolia, […]
[The Rock] The Rock
AO: The Rock Q: Elmer’s , PAX: Roomba, Elmer’s, Rocketman, Peaches, Endo, Mayhem, Recalc, Lambeau, Sledge-O-Matic, Magnolia, Zorro FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: It was probably the perfect Q. I had set out 11 stations and 11 pax showed up. Perfect doace between stations. A good time was had by all…except Mayhem
[Flash] Flash
AO: Flash Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Gasparilla, Zinfandel, Mad Dog, Avis, Magnolia, Damascus FNGs: COUNT: 6 What had happened was: A mix of guilt, relief, grit, regret, confusion, coercion, and possibly collusion. I was soooo ready to Q today… At asylum . Where I had signed up to Q. Days ago. Because I wanted to […]
[The Floater] The Floater
AO: The Floater Q: Deflated , PAX: Magnolia, Smithers, Easy Button, Rockwell, Zorro, Glidah, Recalc, Deflated, World Cup FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: two rectangles, something at every corner. Repeat
[Impromptu] Spiderman
AO: Impromptu Q: Chastain , PAX: Mad Dog, Chicken Little, ChatterBox, Foundation, Falcon, Glidah, Magnolia, Zinfandel, U-Haul, Gilmore, Chastain, Inspector Gadget, Schneider, Chainsaw, Deflated, Fossil, Naughty List, Sharkpedo FNGs: None COUNT: 18 What had happened was: I warned Deflated that I’d probably figure out what we were doing around 5:35am. That wasn’t true. I built […]
[Off the Chain] OTC Clean up and Ride

AO: Off the Chain Q: Southern Tip , PAX: Tron, Hi-Hat, Buc-ee, Cableguy, Kick Stand, Buffet, Hall Monitor, Carb Load, Magnolia, Titanium Plates, Floppy Disk, Cottonmouth, Frugal, Juice, Southern Tip, Cartel, Rag, Mustard, Sharkbite, Hootie, Biner, Crashout FNGs: 1 Crashout COUNT: 22 What had happened was: 22 diehard bikers got together on a warm Wednesday […]
