[off_the_books] Vagabond mikes

AO: off_the_books Q: Kid Rock PAX: Goodfella, Flip Phone FNGs: None COUNT: 3 Xmas Eve meet up for 5-9 miles through the hoods

[off_the_books] Christmas Eve Ruck

AO: off_the_books Q: U-Haul PAX: U-Haul, Posse, Dunkin, Black Hat, Glowstick FNGs: None COUNT: 5 We rucked and we talked. Welcome FND “Glowstick”. :dog2:

[off_the_books] Early Bird Gets the Deer??

AO: off_the_books Q: U-Haul PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: Had an opportunity to hunt. With all the early holiday hours I had to improvise to hunt. 2.47 miles this morning with a 4:45 start. Stopped at Rocketman and Rockslide places. Apparently, they were practicing their sleeping skills in hopes that […]

[off_the_books] Bah Humbug

AO: off_the_books Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, ChatterBox, Rain Man, Tron, Black Hat, SOGGY, Punxsy – Shawn Chen, Swimmers FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Today isn’t a holiday but the bums at Ignition, Flash, Ass Island, and The Lycan were all intent on sleeping in. A few of us decided to man up, […]

[off_the_books] when holiday hours are not holiday enough

AO: off_the_books Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Rubbermaid, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal FNGs: None COUNT: 3 Cliff notes: Three decided that the established holiday hours were not holiday enough, and planned a 10 k run through the woods “as soon as visibility wasn’t an issue”. You can’t be careful enough with those leaves. Something about the […]

[off_the_books] Operation Scare Robo!

AO: off_the_books Q: Kid Rock PAX: Goodfella, Flip Phone FNGs: None COUNT: 3 We made the rounds through the adjoining neighborhoods and made it to Robo’s house. He was supposed to join in for a run, but his vagina was sore. We decided to just scare the 💩 out of him instead! Good times

[off_the_books] Flash Ruck

AO: off_the_books Q: U-Haul , Hooch – Bret Turner, Black Hat PAX: Black Hat, U-Haul, Hooch – Bret Turner, Singlet FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: A bunch of guys with minor tenderness we kicked off at 5 am Rucked through Cutty and took a field trip to Champion Forest for 4.32 miles. […]

[off_the_books] IR Ruck

AO: off_the_books Q: Singlet – Justin Nelson , Hooch – Bret Turner PAX: Hooch – Bret Turner, Singlet – Justin Nelson FNGs: None COUNT: 2 What had happened was:

[off_the_books] 12/9/24 Mall Rucker Report 🌧️

AO: off_the_books Q: Gerber PAX: Rain Man, ChatterBox, Tron, Gerber FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: 🎒💦 The Mall Ruckers 5AM Ruck Report 💦🎒 It was a soggy start to the morning, but the true HIMs (High Impact Men) weren’t about to let a little rain keep them from the grind. Gerber, Chatterbox, […]

[off_the_books] Off the Books 📕 at Watchtower

AO: off_the_books Q: Gerber PAX: Black Hat, Gerber, Rain Man, Deadwood, ChatterBox FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: This morning at 5 AM, five Pax gathered in the cold gloom for an off the books Ruck. Shoutout to Gerber, Rain Man, ChatterBox, and Deadwood—who showed up claiming he wasn’t going to work out […]