[mount_x] One star’s first backblast

AO: mount_x Q: One Star PAX: Monkey D, Twinkle toes, One Star, Hi-Hat, Cholula FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: Question: what’s the best way to post your first ever back blast? Answer: 36 hours late Here goes!!! 6 serious pax jumped on the one star grenade that included non-megadeath tunes, crumbling coupons […]

[commitment] Let’s Go Fuck Some Cows

AO: commitment Q: Monkey D , One Star PAX: One Star, Monkey D, Fuse Box, Hatchet, Tollbooth, Sugar Daddy, Centerfold, Tron, Chainsaw, Rooster, Das Boot FNGs: None COUNT: 11 So many Backblast Titles to choose from. Ass Bidet. One Star Monkey Dick. Misogi. But alas, we went with the punchline from One Stars joke. More […]

[convergence] CCC

AO: convergence Q: Zinfandel PAX: Roomba, Punxsy, Rockwell, 2xT, Fuse Box, Gasparilla, Gerber, Schneider, Stagecoach, Mailman, Rockslide, Tron, Jitterbug, Chicken Little, U-Haul, Easy Button, Mad Dog, One Star, Centerfold, Ricky Bobby, Bottlecap, Blue Screen of DEATH, Mute, Hooch, Chainsaw, Draper, Hatchet, Monkey D, Falcon, Singlet, Chastain, O69, Shriver, Elmer’s, Zinfandel, Recalc, Smithers, Chalula FNGs: None […]

[body_shop] Deserving more than one star

AO: body_shop Q: One Star PAX: Hatchet, Monkey D, Premature, U-Haul, Noonan, Twinkle toes, Hi-Hat, Das Boot, One Star FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: Did One Star show up with a weinke? It actually seemed like it, or at least like some kind of plan. Good work, good guys.

[dromedary] Can he really leave if he doesn’t have a Site Q replacement?

AO: dromedary Q: Das Boot PAX: Hatchet, Monkey D, Blue Screen of DEATH, Das Boot, Jitterbug, Posse, Schnitzel, Punxsy, One Star, Tanyatine, Hal Wansley, Deep Dish, Centerfold, Big Tuna, Chipotle FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: Deep Dish had his last Q as Dromedary Site Q, but he doesn’t have a replacement, so […]

[last_call] 4 horsemen

AO: last_call Q: Rooster PAX: One Star, Noonan, Punxsy FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: Mosey behind publix, ssh, stretching to the trusty hill for 7s with squats and merkins double Mary to the small subdivision for alternating driveway merkins & squats x5 and x10 burpees at every mailbox double Mary with some […]

[_playhouse] Country club clean up

AO: _playhouse Q: Twinkle toes , One Star PAX: One Star, Strawberry, Hi-Hat, J-Woww, Noonan, Twinkle toes, Premature, Tanyatine, Chipotle, Sixer FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: we worked hard around this country club and asked for “dues” to be paid for the next month.

[last_call] Freakier Friday

AO: last_call Q: Singlet PAX: Turkeydrop, Premature, Hooch, Singlet, Hot Yoga, One Star, Rooster FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Snakes, Corners, and suicides. Side Note: Gloomiest COT location in all of Waxhaw.

[body_shop] New DICCCS: Coyote patrol

AO: body_shop Q: One Star , Lambeau PAX: Penalty Box, Mayhem, Hatchet, Das Boot, One Star, Lambeau FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: One Star has the Q but during the warm-up run, the distant sounds of coyotes filled the morning Marvin air*. Hatchet was out on a ruck so One Star and […]

[bushwood] Three fingers

AO: bushwood Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Tanyatine, Twinkle toes, Deep Dish, One Star FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: One Star overhead just a snippet of conversation between YHC and Tanyatine. The only words he got were “three fingers”. No one will ever know what that meant For the actual workout we did […]