[Border Patrol] And Then There Was One
AO: Border Patrol Q: Paper Jam , PAX: Paper Jam, Posse FNGs: None COUNT: 2 What had happened was: with most runners recovering from WTF it was an easy call to move BP to the home of The Lycan and Stateline Dysfunction to provide options. Posse stood alone and ran around Cuerton while a few […]
[Stateline Dysfunction] Stateline Dysfunction
AO: Stateline Dysfunction Q: Hot Yoga , PAX: Bratwurst, Paper Jam, Chastain, Hot Yoga, Dunkin, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: 3 rounds: Calf raises Good mornings (warm up) Low slow goblet squats Wall sits with band pulse Monster walks Fire hydrants Kick backs Glute bridge march Dead bugs 1-leg RDL Alternating […]
[Paper Trail] WTF
AO: Paper Trail Q: Kid Rock , Tuck PAX: Bratwurst, Paper Jam, Chastain, Kid Rock, Tuck FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: it was another class.
[Gumby] Wake Up from Hibernation
AO: Gumby Q: Paper Jam , PAX: Paper Jam, Rooster, Jingles, Bratwurst FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: Flexibility was found by four. Good stretching but better fellowship. WTF this Saturday.
[Border Patrol] Patrolling Quellin

AO: Border Patrol Q: Paper Jam , PAX: Atlas, Paper Jam, Posse, Ghosted, Drive By, Kilo, Schnitzel FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: we launched from Millbridge Clubhouse and patrolled the borders of Quellin for 5+ miles.
[Paper Trail] Wrong Red Run
AO: Paper Trail Q: Kid Rock , PAX: Swedish Chef, Rubbermaid, Drive By, Pothole, Kid Rock, Paper Jam, Glidah FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Tried to run Red Loop
[Short Circuit] Beetle Mania

AO: Short Circuit Q: Black Hat , PAX: Paper Jam, Kid Rock, Black Hat, Wilbur, Goodfella FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: Walking up to COT we found that short_circuit had been invaded by millions at least hundreds of beetles that lay dying under the bright lights of the pavilion. Primary concern was […]
[Pursuit] Pursuit
AO: Pursuit Q: Flip Phone , PAX: Kilo, Paper Jam, Robocall, Kid Rock, Rubbermaid, Flip Phone, Atlas, HonkHonk, Mater FNGs: COUNT: 9 We ran the famous primrose loop because we can! WTF: April 18th, sign up!!
[The Rock] Lock Eyes For The Squats
AO: The Rock Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Rockwell, Zorro, Zinfandel, Mayhem, Posse, Paper Jam, Roomba, Sausage Party, Chaos, Penalty Box, The Bean FNGs: None COUNT: 14 The Site Qs, I believe are Endo and Peaches, for the Rock. They DM’d me recently and asked me to pick up a Q and I happily obliged. Little […]
[Border Patrol] Reverse! Reverse!
AO: Border Patrol Q: Chastain , PAX: Posse, Atlas, Kilo, Paper Jam, Chastain, Schnitzel FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: I haven’t been to too many Border Patrols so I browsed Strava last night to see what the “regulars” usually do. It seems one of the most common routes is to depart the […]
