[off_the_chain] Did off the chain actually happen?

AO: Off__Chain Q: Magnolia PAX: Steve Oteri (Hall Monitor), Cartel, Deadwood, Mustard, Rockwell, Peaches, Twinkle toes, Endo, Dasher – Jeff Green, GP (Bumblebee), Paul Boskovich – Kodak, Krikey FNGs: None COUNT: 14 WARMUP: Deadwood literally crashed on the pavement in the parking lot and was awarded the stumpy award. THE THANG: www.instagram.com/reel/Ct9ab4DuSAL/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== MARY: Flava flave […]

[the_rock] Burn the quads (and the shoulders)

AO: _Rock Q: Dunkin PAX: Bishop, Dunkin, Penalty Box, Rockwell, Two Hand Touch FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: -The usual shoulder warmup of arm circles, backward arm circles, seal claps, overhead seal claps, and Moroccan night clubs. -As well as some other exercises such as merkins, low slow squats, squat thrusters, perfect merkins, etc. THE […]

[flash] Lieutenant Dan’s Revenge

AO: Flash Q: Mad Dog PAX: SnB, D.A.R.E., Twinkle toes, Easy Button, Surge – Jim Connell, Bottlecap, Gerber, Dave Bailey aka Popeye, Honeycomb, Noonan, Falcon, Bishop, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Inspector Gadget, Chicken Little, Rockwell, J-Woww, Rabbit, Transporter, Dasher – Jeff Green, Hollywood, Will Scurry, Deadwood, Schneider/Tom Evans, Blue Screen, Glidah, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, […]

[ignition] Lead from the 6

AO: Ignition Q: Deadwood PAX: Dasher – Jeff Green, Ice9, Gerber, Hollywood, Rockwell, Munchkin, Rain Man, Deadwood FNGs: None COUNT: 8 Post vacation drag….started out ok but gassed out by the end. Thanks to Rainman for literally pushing me back to COT!

[off_the_chain] cutty trails suck, tell your friend this aint sherman

AO: Off__Chain Q: Titanium Plates, Magnolia PAX: ChatterBox, Rockwell, Southern Tip – Brent, Endo, Peaches, Rag – Joseph Moubarak, Thanos, Twinkle toes, Damascus, buffet,, Cricket, grasshopper, mullet, stickers FNGs: 4 Cricket, grasshopper, mullet, stickers COUNT: 16 WARMUP: nobody listened https://open.spotify.com/track/7Ar4G7Ci11gpt6sfH9Cgz5 THE THANG: too bad – it’s a secret. if you come ride then you can […]

[dromedary] 59th Birthday Q (No Burpees)

AO: Dromedary Q: J-Woww PAX: J-Woww, Deep Dish, Noonan, Das Boot, Dana, Judge Smails, Cliffhanger, Rockwell, One Star, Centerfold, Hooch, Cavalier, Chunky Soup, Ridge Rod?, Lambert FNGs: 1 Lambert COUNT: 15 WARMUP: Mosey to HS for normal warmup THE THANG: Traveled around the High School doing some different exercises, listening (ignoring) the complaints on trying […]

[off_the_chain] My minds playin tricks on me

AO: Off__Chain Q: Magnolia, Titanium Plates PAX: Mustard, Dasher – Jeff Green, Rain Man, Rockwell, Rag – Joseph Moubarak, Deadwood, Michael Hamilton, Endo, Falcon, Southern Tip – Brent, Damascus, Thanos, Bratwurst, Peaches,bumblebee, Buffet FNGs: 1 Buffet COUNT: 18 https://open.spotify.com/track/63BokRfXSQhEU6Qi2dSJpZ?si=BcEMbI38QVSQ86qRHCfQLQ WARMUP: lol- wtf?  You get to drop in and hit the roller of 5 forks or […]

[watchtower] Lakeside Jaunt

AO: Watchtower Q: Mad Dog PAX: O69, ChatterBox, Rain Man, Rockwell, Elmer’s, Schneider/Tom Evans, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Turnpike, Zinfandel, Premature, Chicken Little, Dasher – Jeff Green, Surge – Jim Connell, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Hooch and Chunky Soup FNGs: None COUNT: 17 WARMUP: Moving stretch. Stopped at each light up the road in front […]

[ignition] Many BLIMPS!

AO: Ignition Q: Premature PAX: Bottlecap, Dasher – Jeff Green, Deadwood, Gerber, Premature, Rain Man, Rockwell, Schnitzel, Turnbuckle – Greg Holencsak FNGs: None COUNT: 9 WARMUP: Mosey to drivers ed parking lot for some dynamic stretching THE THANG: Mosey to Champion Forrest to start doing BLIMPS (Big Boy, Lunges, Imperial Walkers, Merkins, Peter Parker, Squats). […]

[watchtower] Chastain saved the socks

AO: Watchtower Q: Deadwood PAX: Deadwood, Two Timer, Smithers, Mad Dog, Chicken Little, Schneider/Tom Evans, Zinfandel, Surge – Jim Connell, Longhorn, Dasher – Jeff Green, Chastain, Rockwell FNGs: None COUNT: 12 We ran a lot… We made it back to the school and the cramps started… slow, careful walk towards the woods…no paper, just socks. […]