[morning_wood] False Advertising
AO: morning_wood Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Fester, Swedish Chef, Tuck, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Brant (Wahoo), Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Cliff notes: 6 and Tuck’s vizsla for the standard starting time, sharing the parking lot of Morning Wood with 9 badass FiA ladies. False Advertising? Well, you know how the disclaimer goes: “Don’t […]
[wxw_express] All the runs
AO: wxw_express Q: Dunkin PAX: Gerber, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Tuck, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Blue Screen, Premature, Rubbermaid, Shania, Dunkin, Tupperware FNGs: None COUNT: 10 100’s, 200’s, 400’s. Hills, sprints, and backwards running. Yes, it was all the runs. :muscle:
[border_patrol] Catfish need water!
AO: border_patrol Q: Kid Rock PAX: Rubbermaid, Catfish, Paper Jam, Tron, Dunkin, Damascus, Goodfella, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Tupperware FNGs: None COUNT: 10 It was hot! Damn hot! It just rained, so humidity was at its peak! Easy out and back made for a simple route that even Drive By – Rob Rosenthal couldn’t […]
[paper_trail] Holy humidity
AO: paper_trail Q: Dunkin PAX: Gerber, Hollywood, Dunkin, Sledge-O-Matic, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger, LegalZoom, Chastain, Carb Load FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Rubbermaid and Carb Load started earlier than 6:00A. Sledge-O-Matic did his own rucking thing. The rest of us set out at 6:00A at various speeds, including a very long-haired, feminine-appearing friend of Gerber. But, hey, we […]
[the_floater] Deaf, Dumb, But Certainly Not Mute Convergence
AO: the_floater Q: Damascus PAX: Dana, Mayhem, Falcon, Hooch – Bret Turner, Penalty Box, Kid Rock, Jitterbug, Mad Dog, Shania, Centerfold, Catfish, Flip Phone, Elmer’s, Ghosted (Christopher Brantigan), Foundation, Tron, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Rubbermaid, Fester, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Zinfandel, Das Boot, Black Hat, Easy Button, Rag, Hi-Hat, Dasher – Jeff Green, Dunkin, […]
[morning_wood] Two cherries broken
AO: morning_wood Q: Rubbermaid PAX: Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Damascus, Fester, Jitterbug, HazMat, Tuck, Rubbermaid, Gaylord FNGs: None COUNT: 8 8 and a dog ran in the woods. The weather was great. Some people fell.
[wxw_express] Better with the lights on
AO: wxw_express Q: Dasher – Jeff Green PAX: Tuck, Gerber, Chastain, Glidah, Dasher – Jeff Green, Bottlecap, Blue Screen, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Premature, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Seabass- Tim Carey, Rubbermaid, Astro, Tupperware , Sparky FNGs: 1 Sparky COUNT: 15 Warm up 400,400,800 x 3 Mosey back Glad that Astro came down from […]
[border_patrol] South Carolina Tease – Out exploring Millbridge
AO: border_patrol Q: Drive By – Rob Rosenthal PAX: Kid Rock, Goodfella, Damascus, SnB, Posse, Rubbermaid, Tuck, Paper Jam, Jingles ( F3 Waxhaw), Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Fester, Tupperware, Shake and Bake 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 13.9 We ran, never stepping a foot in South Carolina, but we were only a few feet from […]
[pursuit] Planned Pocket Park Parade route- busted
AO: pursuit Q: Kid Rock PAX: Flip Phone, Rubbermaid, Paper Jam, Goodfella, Kilo – Gareth Davies, Twinkle toes, Fester, Tupperware FNGs: None COUNT: 9 We had a planned route- Mosey to the first pocket park, Sprint the circle, mosey to next Pocket Park- Rinse/repeat Easy game plan- it lasted for 1 park. Paper Jam decided […]
[morning_wood] That morning Wood is so moist
AO: morning_wood Q: Kid Rock PAX: Cliffhanger, Rubbermaid, Flip Phone, Tuck, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Drago, Huckleberry 🐕🦺 FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: We got just enough rain to make the morning Wood nice and moist. Not muddy, but damp. All PAX seemed to complain that they didn’t feel that good […]