[paper_trail] The strangest bachelor party ever

AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Kilo, Swedish Chef, HazMat, Drive By, Schnitzel, ChatterBox, Transporter, Kid Rock, Rubbermaid, Chopper, Cliffhanger, Green Label FNGs: None COUNT: 12 Cliff notes: They’ll make a movie about this bachelor’s party someday. We can’t disclose all the details, for obvious reasons, but we will reveal that part of sending Chopper off […]

[nightstalker-] it all makes sense now

AO: nightstalker- Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Bratwurst, Kid Rock, Flip Phone, fugitive, Kilo, ChatterBox, Schnitzel, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Cliff notes: It took me a minute, but I get it now—nightstalker is a zero-sum kind of AO. The idea is to burn as many calories in the worst possible manner (run top speed as […]

[_playhouse] Motivator

AO: _playhouse Q: Elmer’s PAX: Gerber, Hatchet, Easy Button, Tron, U-Haul, FireStarter, Chastain, Maple Syrup, Elmer’s, Penalty Box, Stagecoach, Singlet, Fuse Box, Rockwell, Mayhem, Draper, Bottlecap, Zinfandel, Deadwood, Southern Tip, Premature, Centerfold, Chicken Little, Smithers, Schneider, Posse, Falcon, Rubbermaid, Sugar Daddy, Gasparilla, Paper Jam, squirts, Deflated, Ricky Bobby, Monkey D, Shriver, Roomba, Avis, Chalula FNGs: […]

[off_the_books] altitude training of sorts

AO: off_the_books Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Drive By, Rubbermaid, Swedish Chef, Cliffhanger, Drago FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Cliff notes: you gotta take advantage of those holiday hours whenever they come your way. We certainly did. Fun fact: the scent of pot is strong in Lawson-damm. We shared stories of busts and ODs in that hood. Never […]

[paper_trail] You wanted water fountains…

AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Midriff, Transporter, ChatterBox, Schnitzel, Drive By, wingman, Kilo, Fester, Tuck, Chopper, Swedish Chef, Bratwurst, Franky, HazMat, Rubbermaid, Cliffhanger, Soft Pretzel, Toolbag, Green Label, Astro FNGs: None COUNT: 20 Cliff notes: Midriff excelled in designing a hydration-friendly route through the streets of Ballantyne. Nice touch with those few water holes in […]

[pursuit] An easy 10

AO: pursuit Q: Kilo PAX: Glidah, Drive By, Kid Rock, ChatterBox, fugitive, Paper Jam, Flip Phone, Rubbermaid, Goodfella FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: there were some break sways and a few fast bush exits. Some pushed the pace from the start

[morning_wood] Not without Drive-By

AO: morning_wood Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Rubbermaid, HazMat, Kilo, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Cliff notes: Two started earlier to assess the conditions of the trails. The water level was as high as that one time the flood swallowed DB. Had he joined us today (we all agreed), we would have surely run the CTT while […]

[wxw_express] Puddles

AO: wxw_express Q: Seabass PAX: Rubbermaid, Klink, Wilbur FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was:

[pursuit] Who’s on First???

AO: pursuit Q: Flip Phone PAX: Rubbermaid, Robocall, Kid Rock, Paper Jam, HazMat FNGs: None COUNT: 6 After some brief confusion about who was actually the Q this morning, we ran to SC and back. HazMat and Paper Jam ran a calm, steady pace, like the professionals they are. YHC was just trying to beat […]

[wxw_express] Sweating in the Danger Zone

AO: wxw_express Q: Hooch PAX: HazMat, Rubbermaid, Swedish Chef, Drive By, Klink, Hooch, Seabass FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: 7 pax killed it this morning. 400 and 200 intervals happened. Track Fartlek was next. Mosey to COT. Everyone who went out should feel good about what they accomplished this morning in the […]