[The Combine] The Real Football on the Pitch
AO: The Combine Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Middleman, Rocketman, Jitterbug, Avis, Elmer’s, Chastain, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 8 And for my 175th Q, it was also the 2026 CLTFC home opener versus the even more gentrified, Austin FC. The forecast looks perfect for a beatdown, a beer run I can’t attend because of my […]
[The Combine] Combine Performance Test 1.0
AO: The Combine Q: Gasparilla , Jitterbug PAX: Middleman, Easy Button, Damascus, Chaos, Avis, Jitterbug, Gerber, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Bottlecap, Shriver, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 17 What had happened was: The Combine queue opened early this morning with bold promises: 🎽 Free Combine T-shirts for the […]
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Damascus , PAX: Chastain, Bottlecap, Rain Man, Sausage Party, Recalc, Black Hat, McGruff, Jitterbug, Chainsaw, Gerber, Easy Button, Damascus FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Rifle carry KB to field 11s – burpees at 100 yards, 90 yards, 80, etc – Swings Mosey to soccer field – around both […]
[The Combine] The Monkey’s Paw
AO: The Combine Q: Chastain , PAX: Sugar Daddy, Maple Syrup, Middleman, Damascus, Recalc, Cholula, Bottlecap, Tollbooth, Black Hat, Chainsaw, Elmer’s, Chaos, Rain Man, Falcon, Blue Screen of DEATH, Premature, Monkey D, Gasparilla, Chastain, Gerber, Landfill, Avis, Zinfandel, Jolly, Sausage Party FNGs: None COUNT: 26 What had happened was: So I had this stupid Q […]
[The Combine] Go Pats!!
AO: The Combine Q: Damascus , PAX: Avis, Tollbooth, Gasparilla, Middleman, Chainsaw, Falcon, Damascus, Premature, Carb Load FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: My goal today was to shake things up a bit so I decided to venture off campus a bit to a truly horrible hill for the bootcamp portion of the […]
[The Combine] Surprise…
AO: The Combine Q: Chastain , Deadwood PAX: Gerber, Chastain, Rain Man, Bottlecap, ChatterBox, Blue Screen of DEATH, Easy Button, Recalc, Gasparilla, Damascus, Black Hat, Deadwood, Jitterbug, Maple Syrup, Avis, Squid FNGs: None COUNT: 16 What had happened was: 30 seconds before go time and Zin is a no show. Surprise! He’s in Miami and […]