[the_floater] I’m more of a Crotch Man

AO: the_floater Q: Smithers PAX: Hatchet, Chastain, Mad Dog, Smithers, Falcon, Premature, Sugar Daddy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: First and foremost, Hatchet provided TMI and we voted for renaming to Crotch Man :clap: You are forewarned that the next Chastain Q will include an awful workout of Mr stupid creation. The […]

[the_floater] The Floater

AO: the_floater Q: Deadwood PAX: Chastain, Deadwood, Bottlecap, One Star, Afterburn, Glidah, Mute, Falcon, Black Hat, Mad Dog, Rain Man, fugitive, Easy Button, Shriver, Centerfold FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was:

[the_floater] Floater Indian Fun Run

AO: the_floater Q: Hooch PAX: Singlet, Falcon, Bottlecap, Easy Button, Chastain, Chicken Little, O-69, Hooch FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Hit bad idea with multiple Indian Run passes, with exercises at top. Ran through cemetery, exercises at each light. Indian Run back through bad idea. Grab some wall for overhead press and […]

[the_floater] Perfect Ten

AO: the_floater Q: Inspector Gadget PAX: Bottlecap, Falcon, Easy Button, Inspector Gadget, Maybe it’s Tron, Ice9, fugitive, Retiree FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: We ran, we sprinted, we did low slow merkins, squats and other perfect form exercises with perfect 10 counts every time.

[the_floater] Floater BB

AO: the_floater Q: Sleazy Mutton PAX: Tron, Ragdoll, Smithers, Easy Button, Zinfandel, Ice9, Chastain FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: we worked

[the_floater] “Never miss a chance to f*ck up an Indian Run!” – Ice9

AO: the_floater Q: Zinfandel PAX: Easy Button, Chastain, Ice9, Smithers, Bottlecap, Falcon, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Centerfold, Retiree, Zinfandel, Ragdoll FNGs: None COUNT: 11 And for my 139th Q I would bring “it”. The “it” was unfortunately burpees though… Mosey downtown and head out to Waxhaw Elementary. Circle up for: 1. 25 x SSH CC 2. […]

[the_floater] Manhole

AO: the_floater Q: Seabass- Tim Carey PAX: Ice9, One Star, Easy Button, Ragdoll, fugitive, Falcon, Smithers, Kid Rock, Goodfella, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Mad Dog FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Opening mosey Paused workout (per Ice9) to stretch Light poles and reverse lunges (165 in all) Mike Tyson’s and running Lateral hop up […]

[the_floater] Holiday hours

AO: the_floater Q: Bottlecap PAX: Falcon, Easy Button, Seabass- Tim Carey, ChatterBox, Shriver, Smithers, Mad Dog, Bottlecap, Ragdoll FNGs: None COUNT: 9 The keys for a solid Q at The Floater: – Plan ahead :white_check_mark: – Go to bed early :white_check_mark: – Set your alarm :white_check_mark: – Wake up on time :x: – Bring some […]

[the_floater] Sometimes it is better to say nothing.

AO: the_floater Q: Ice9 PAX: Easy Button, fugitive, Ice9 FNGs: None COUNT: 3 Lean and mean crew at Floater today. We ran we did a mind eraser, we ran, we did 15s on a hill, we ran, we burned the abs, we ran, we shredded the legs, we ran, and then finished on the hill. […]

[the_floater] Day 2 Rain and More Rain! Without Rain Man!!!

AO: the_floater Q: Falcon PAX: Chastain, Easy Button, Zinfandel, Smithers, RagDoll, FNGs: 2 RagDoll, COUNT: 6 What had happened was: The rain poured like cats and dogs, never understood that saying! All the PAX hibernated in their cars until 2 mins to lift off! As the Q went out the others followed and it was […]