[ruckus] Touch every sac
AO: ruckus Q: Posse PAX: Cartel, Chaos, Tollbooth, Hatchet, Wilbur, Posse FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Based on a game my college girlfriend played behind my back, we tried to get all around the neighborhood. And much like my girlfriend, we did, but at the expense of our reputation (getting back a few minutes late). By […]
[ignition] Always carry bourbon in case of snakebite. Also, always carry a small snake.
AO: ignition Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Easy Button, Rain Man, Gerber, Hooch, Gasparilla, Tollbooth FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Last night Gasparilla and I made terrible choices and finished a bottle of bourbon together. We then continued our terrible choices and failed to drink water. We finalized our bad decision making with […]
[ruckus] The six are in
AO: ruckus Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Cartel, U-Haul, Radar, Tollbooth, Torpedo FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Tried to keep a sub 17 min/mile pace while rotating a 50 pound sandbag and a 20 pound plate. Mission accomplished.
[commitment] Let’s Go Fuck Some Cows
AO: commitment Q: Monkey D , One Star PAX: One Star, Monkey D, Fuse Box, Hatchet, Tollbooth, Sugar Daddy, Centerfold, Tron, Chainsaw, Rooster, Das Boot FNGs: None COUNT: 11 So many Backblast Titles to choose from. Ass Bidet. One Star Monkey Dick. Misogi. But alas, we went with the punchline from One Stars joke. More […]
[the_beast] 🏴☠️💪🇺🇸 21 Gun Salute 🇺🇸💪🏴☠️
AO: the_beast Q: Gasparilla PAX: Mad Dog, ChatterBox, Bottlecap, Monkey D, Recalc, Cliffhanger, Singlet, Mute, Elmer’s, Tollbooth, Dana, Tron, Reno, Chulula FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: This morning at the_beast , 15 hard-charging HIMs showed up ready to honor those who’ve served. The thermometer struggled to hit 30, but that didn’t matter […]
[ruckus] Fantastic Four
AO: ruckus Q: Cartel PAX: U-Haul, Tollbooth, McGruff FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: Four pax gathered at Five Stones for the next installment of ruckus . YHC planted the flag then U-Haul rolls in for work out 455 followed by Tollbooth who is clean shaven to boost his speed with improved aerodynamics […]
[the_beast] Well That Was Terrible
AO: the_beast Q: Black Hat PAX: Elmer’s, Transporter, Bottlecap, Tollbooth, Mailman, Dana, Premature, U-Haul, Zinfandel, ChatterBox FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: I had originally signed up to Q Watchtower as we’re around the anniversary of my first post which was coincidentally at Watchtower. Then Bottlecap and ChatterBox initiated their hostile takeover, reset […]
[ruckus] Fall Back Ruckus
AO: ruckus Q: Cartel PAX: U-Haul, Tollbooth, Oracle, Babe FNGs: 2 Oracle, Babe COUNT: 5 What had happened was: Despite a brief moment of confusion as to why the Q’s alarm had not gone off with one clock that did not get set back 3 Pax and 2 FNGs made it to ruckus on time […]
[the_beast] Grand Opening: The BEAST
AO: the_beast Q: Bottlecap PAX: Chicken Little, Tollbooth, Shriver, Blue Screen of DEATH, Bottlecap, ChatterBox, Cliffhanger, Monkey D FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: – Chatterbox and YHC never really wanted to help Chastain have been inspired by our new Nantan to step up and serve others – When we eyed the F3 […]
[ruckus] Sunday Mix-It-Up
AO: ruckus Q: Wilbur PAX: Cartel, Posse, U-Haul, Radar, Tollbooth, Wilbur, Super Soaker, Torpedo FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Prescription was intervals of 4 minutes of rucking with 2 minutes of double timing. Called-out exercises performed halfway through the ruck. Pax took turns leading the exercises. We did merkins, big boys with […]