[off_the_books] Life’s dealing ????s – Make Lemonade

AO: off_the_books Q: U-Haul PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: Wasn’t able to ruck. So I walked with my little trooper “Lily”. She was willing to walk slow with pop pop and we got 2.5 miles in just over 1 hour. We spent the time talking and found a basketball :basketball: […]

[_playhouse] Telephone Poles and Pain

AO: _playhouse Q: Mad Dog PAX: Sick Puppy, Gerber, Falcon, Lambeau, Dunkin, Rockslide, Penalty Box, U-Haul, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: – Split into two teams – Each team had a telephone pole – Each Pax had a coupon – Each team had to advance down the parking lot taking their […]

[off_the_books] Refuse to QUIT!

AO: off_the_books Q: U-Haul PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: With what appears to be a partially torn or ruptured calf muscle, I decided not to quit and did calisthenics in the hotel gym. 45 minutes of misery. See y’all tomorrow!

[gumby] Cool Weather Hot Stretches

AO: gumby Q: Paper Jam PAX: Roomba, Wilbur, Ricky Bobby, Deadwood, Shriver, Paper Jam, U-Haul, Paper Clip FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: we came, we were cold, we stretched.

[ruck_u] Ruck U

AO: ruck_u Q: Deadwood PAX: Afterburn, Elmer’s, Black Hat, Gasparilla, U-Haul, Deadwood, Hatchet, Transporter, ChatterBox, Dunkin, Zinfandel, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was:

[_playhouse] ???? flash

AO: _playhouse Q: Twinkle toes PAX: Ice9, Black Hat, Twinkle toes, Falcon, Shriver, U-Haul, Hot Yoga, Damascus, Wilbur, Jingles, Rockwell, Bottlecap, Hatchet, Punxsy, Recalc, Chainsaw, Seabass, Chicken Little FNGs: None COUNT: 18 What had happened was:

[commitment] Commitment

AO: commitment Q: Deadwood PAX: Hatchet, Popeye, Chainsaw, U-Haul, Centerfold, Deep Dish, Deadwood, Gilmore, Chubs FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was:

[stairmaster] Tardy but a smoker

AO: stairmaster Q: Deadwood , U-Haul, Dasher, Transporter, Deadwood, Tron, Mad Dog, Recalc, Gasparilla PAX: U-Haul, Deadwood, Dasher, Mad Dog, Gasparilla, Tron, Recalc, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had Happened was…yep you guessed it…… You won’t believe it, but I was late—shocker, right? Actually, the crew might’ve been secretly relieved I showed up five […]

[gumby] Rolling Balls and Calves

AO: gumby Q: Paper Jam PAX: Bratwurst, Rooster, Pyro, Dunkin, U-Haul, Falcon, Paper Jam, Paper Clip,Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: we came, we talked, we stretched. We also learned about internet searches on our calves and U-Haul had one ball pop out of his pants and roll around on the ground. […]

[ruck_u] Bear Crawls and T-Merkins

AO: ruck_u Q: Deadwood PAX: U-Haul, Zinfandel, Black Hat, Chastain, Deadwood, Hatchet, Catfish, Gasparilla, Singlet, SOGGY FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: With ruck, bear crawl 10yrds and complete 5 T-Merkins/Dry Docks. Alternate between T’s and DD, rinse and repeat the entire 100yrds. Back down the field, alternate between bear crawl/lunges every 10yrd […]