[impromptu] Cowptu
AO: impromptu Q: Chicken Little PAX: Schneider, Foundation, Ricky Bobby, Falcon, Chicken Little, Smithers, Tron, Deflated, Chainsaw, Dasher, Rockwell, Easy Button, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Middleman, Spider Monkey FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: we brought some cowbell to impromptu and worked 1. Normal stuff Sprints -bear crawl – Bonnie […]
[swarm] No Tennessee Rocking Chairs?!?!
AO: swarm Q: Dunkin PAX: Singlet, Hooch, Gerber, Rain Man, Blade, Glidah, Gasparilla, Tollbooth, Dunkin FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Warm up, partner work, backwards running, motivators, triple nickel, monkey humpers, Carolina Jackass, ab web, and more. To everyone’s surprise, no Tennessee Rocking Chairs.
[pursuit] Clippie Route-Downtown Waxhaw and Retun
AO: pursuit Q: Rubbermaid PAX: Drive By, Rubbermaid, Paper Jam, Robocall, Flip Phone, Mater FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: most ran to downtown and back…
[off_the_books] NO F3 – No Problem- Appleton, WI
AO: off_the_books Q: U-Haul PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: Walked around the campus and mixed in merkins Icy roads and sidewalks didn’t permit a fast pace.
[the_floater] And such
AO: the_floater Q: Bottlecap PAX: One Star, Rain Man, Easy Button, ChatterBox, Zorro, Chastain, Tron, Sugar Daddy, Hot Yoga, Bottlecap, Crouton, Croissant FNGs: 1 Croissant COUNT: 12 What had happened was: – Youngest average age in F3 Waxhaw recent history – Two 19 year olds and a 29 year old – Only 1 double respect […]
[gumby] Fog lights
AO: gumby Q: Rooster PAX: Jingles, Bratwurst, Das Boot FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: Eased into 2026 with some slower deep stretch and Core work Added some deer, third eye focus and of course pigeon. Great to see some more numbers out Thanks for the coffee dromedary
[dromedary] 5 for 5×5
AO: dromedary Q: Goodfella PAX: Noonan, Posse, Schnitzel, Centerfold FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: 5 Pax left behind our 4 Broga Bros at the Football Stadium for some functional fitness where we would all stay together. Short mosey and some stretching before the main event. Jump right into “5×5’s” at the HS […]
[mount_x] Mount 10X
AO: mount_x Q: Gasparilla PAX: Chastain, Roomba, Deadwood, Gilmore, Xerox, Monkey D, Chulula FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Intro Heavy fog with near zero visibility driving into Mount X and the promise of pain this morning had the PAX questioning whether it truly was time to stop, drop, shut em down open […]
[cowbell] You must shock the muscle!
AO: cowbell Q: Avis PAX: Singlet, Damascus, Shriver, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, squirts, U-Haul, Chaos, Middleman, Schneider, Gerber, Blue Screen of DEATH, Avis, Hooch, Ice9, Ricky Bobby, Chainsaw, Inspector Gadget, fugitive, Recalc FNGs: None COUNT: 20 What had happened was: Thick fog didn’t slow down the pax in this Arnold/F3/chatgpt inspired kettlebell and sprints workout. Round […]
[bushwood] Sixer Q
AO: bushwood Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Das Boot, Tanyatine, Twinkle toes, Carb Load, Punxsy, Centerfold, Noonan, F3 Ironsides, Strawberry, One Star, Sixer FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Sixer rolled in driving his tow truck and then proceeded to give us a murph style beat down that he learned in prison: I warmed […]