[short_circuit] Egg Nog-onna get off the couch all day

AO: short_circuit Q: Wilbur PAX: Kid Rock, Goodfella, Black Hat, Sparky, Bottlecap, Hot Yoga, Wilbur FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: I finally got a Friday off from work and the timing worked out to sign up to Q at short_circuit. Of course I get sick the week before, and the body is […]

[_playhouse] Merry Jingle Humpers

AO: _playhouse Q: Twinkle toes PAX: Carb Load, Das Boot, Noonan, Punxsy, Rooster, Twinkle toes FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Opening mosey to providence road to start the marketing. SSH – Windmills – stretching-murkins and monkey humpers! Mosey the permitted of Providence road and new town road. Found some great giant platforms […]

[the_floater] The Most Epic Floater

AO: the_floater Q: Gerber PAX: Carb Load, Kid Rock, Chastain, Easy Button, ChatterBox, Falcon, Gerber FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Three birthday celebrations and a guilt trip have brought me to my favorite site in all of waxhaw. It has hills, danger, trains, parks, Christmas lights, and now pit bulls and stuffed […]

[body_shop] No one star

AO: body_shop Q: Hatchet , Das Boot, Rocketman, Twinkle toes PAX: Hatchet, Twinkle toes, Rocketman, Das Boot FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: One star had to reschedule his Q after a late night at the company Christmas party. Though he did send out a pre midnight text so technically, it was an […]

[stairmaster] Stairmaster – old school

AO: stairmaster Q: Dunkin PAX: Shriver, Dasher, Elmer’s, Dunkin, U-Haul, Blue Screen of DEATH, Posse, Gasparilla, Monkey D, Chaos, Transporter, Mad Dog, Black Hat, Damascus, Stagecoach, Fuse Box, Cholula FNGs: None COUNT: 17 Up and down the stairs with exercises at top and bottom each time. Merkins and step ups. And then hand-release merkins and […]

[morning_wood] wait, is it also a down range post?

AO: morning_wood Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Rubbermaid, Hot Yoga, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 3 Cliff notes: Three for trails this morning, one of us rucket it. And we just realised: since we cross the border to SC every time we run this trail, are we also technically completing a down-range workout?

[cowbell] Simple and Dumb

AO: cowbell Q: Chastain PAX: Gerber, Chainsaw, Falcon, Middleman, Chaos, squirts, ChatterBox, Avis, Smithers, Hooch, Chastain, Ricky Bobby, Inspector Gadget, Blue Screen of DEATH, Dasher, Shriver, Singlet, U-Haul, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 19 What had happened was: The workout was simple (and dumb): 10 reps – sprint to the curb and back 20 reps – […]

[dromedary] What do we have here?

AO: dromedary Q: Recalc PAX: Das Boot, Rockwell, Paper Jam, Rooster, Tollbooth, Punxsy, Posse, Schnitzel, Bratwurst, Noonan FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was Posse granted me a redo after missing my Q last week. I decided to hide a board of pain. DCCS given Mosey to front of HS. Oh what do we […]

[mount_x] 2

AO: mount_x Q: Hatchet PAX: Fuse Box, Hatchet FNGs: None COUNT: 2 What had happened was: Laps. Rifle carries. Round of curls, calf raises, squats, upright rows, bent over rows, one arm rows, chest press, with core work in between.

[the_beast] How the Grinch ran the B.E.A.S.T.

AO: the_beast Q: Gasparilla PAX: U-Haul, Mad Dog, Tollbooth, ChatterBox, Recalc, Premature, Shriver, Bottlecap, Black Hat FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: On a cold, gloomy morning at the_beast in the dark, Ten pax showed up shivering, ready to spark. Their hearts were quite small, their excuses were near, Then Gasparilla appeared and […]