[Last Call] Last Call
AO: Last Call Q: Rooster , PAX: Premature, Rooster, Punxsy, Noonan, Foghorn, Squirrely FNGs: 1 Squirrely COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Mosey warmup and progressive rounds of reps of 5,10,15,20 of the small neighborhood with pax calling exercises at each light. Mosey back, chair pose, bearcrawl and abs Great work by all
[Impromptu] Clear as Mud
AO: Impromptu Q: Chicken Little , PAX: Ricky Bobby, Recalc, Rubbermaid, Zinfandel, Deflated, Falcon, Chainsaw, Easy Button, Chastain, Spitz, Chicken Little, Schneider, Misery FNGs: None COUNT: 13 What had happened was: This morning started with good intentions—helping a Pax brother in need who was down and out with the big “C” word… aka COVID. With […]
[Diesel] Diesel Board of Pain
AO: Diesel Q: Chaos , PAX: Sausage Party, Rockwell, Chaos, Roomba, Mayhem, Penalty Box, Draper, Lambeau FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: I promised Burpees, and we got burpees and deconstructed burpees. And then some other exercises too.
[Swarm] The Swarm
AO: Swarm Q: Hot Yoga , PAX: Hooch, Mute, Hot Yoga, Glidah FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: Mosey to shed SSH IW Mountain climbers Plank/down dog/runners stretches Mosey to rock pile by track & grab rock Perform exercise, run around parking lot, last leg run backwards/side shuffle/karaoke LS Goblet squat x20 Merkins […]
[Short Circuit] Short Circuit
AO: Short Circuit Q: Damascus , PAX: Kid Rock, Flip Phone, Damascus, Paper Jam FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: Over 3.5 miles Something that resembled speed skaters, squats, merkins on the way to and from Kinder hill Tysons / burpees on Kinder Some partner work Paper Jam modified EVERYTHING
[Off the Chain] Off the chain season re-opener
AO: Off the Chain Q: Breezer , Rag PAX: Breezer, Titanium Plates, Peaches, Buffet, Sparky, Frugal, Kick Stand, Breezer, Loafer, Endo, Carb Load, Bratwurst, Rockwell, Mustard, Floppy Disk, Southern Tip, Rag, Sharkbite, Blowout FNGs: None COUNT: 19 https://open.spotify.com/track/2YLXkkG1aJOzJjcddWuBfS?si=zRUsQNdtR6y6KTxHWHAjEg What had happened was: Daylight savings means just one thing to me and my iron legged friends […]
[Dromedary] Operation: Beat Rockwell
AO: Dromedary Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Deadwood, Posse, Punxsy, Tanyatine, Monkey D, Noonan, Elmer’s, Rooster, Chastain, Hi-Hat, Sausage Party, Das Boot, Rockwell, Mad Dog, Zinfandel, Bratwurst, Cholula FNGs: None COUNT: 17 I’m eyeballing sites to Q at and then I remember that Posse absolutely hates any and all milestones and anniversaries. So for my 177th […]
[Cowbell] Slinging led in the gloom
AO: Cowbell Q: Chicken Little , PAX: U-Haul, Chicken Little, Damascus, Black Hat, Falcon, Chainsaw, Hooch, 2xT, squirts, Tron, Deflated, Smithers, Blue Screen of DEATH, Shriver, Middleman, Chaos, Chunky Soup FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: We worked hard in the humid Morning 120 swings 100 merkins 60 kneeling chops 60 bent over […]
[Gumby] Gumby
AO: Gumby Q: Rooster , PAX: Bratwurst, Rooster FNGs: None COUNT: 2 What had happened was: Lots of stretching hip openers balance twists and some abs at the end of the
[The Rock] The Rock
AO: The Rock Q: Shriver , PAX: Ricky Bobby, Mayhem, Peaches, Endo, Penalty Box, Sun Drop, Dunkin, Rockwell, Chaos, Shriver, JWOWW FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: using the 6 islands in the parking lot as work stations we did 3 rounds (with coupons) of 25 burpees, 25 thrusters, 25 presses, 25 goblet […]