[Body Shop] Retirement Party preview

AO: Body Shop Q: Das Boot , J-Woww, Bratwurst PAX: Das Boot, Bratwurst, J-Woww FNGs: None COUNT: 3 What had happened was: We celebrated J-Woww’s last full day of work and hopefully not his last full workout. Will the alarm still work if it’s not powered by an obligation to be at the j-o-b on […]

[Pursuit] All Together Now

AO: Pursuit Q: Paper Jam , PAX: Mater, Freefall, Rubbermaid, Paper Jam, Ghosted, Kilo FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: No site Q, no problem, time for a tour of Millbridge in the heat and humidity. We stayed together by completing slow intervals. 5ish miles in all.

[Off the Chain] OTC Ride #16

AO: Off the Chain Q: Breezer , PAX: Rockwell, Bratwurst, Twinkle toes, Endo, Floppy Disk, Stickers, Stretcher, Tron, Frugal, Carb Load, Breezer, Rag, Cottonmouth, Peaches, Kodak, Buffet, Cableguy, Snuggles, Kick Stand, Crikey, Beaner, Sharkbite, FNGs: None COUNT: 23 What had happened was: OTC Ride# 16. Three groups went out Carbload led to A group. Cableguy […]

[Cowbell] OPERATION RED WHITE AND BOOM 💥

AO: Cowbell Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Falcon, sump pump, Gerber, squirts, Hot Yoga, Rain Man, Hooch, Elmer’s, Maple Syrup, Gasparilla, Schneider, Avis FNGs: COUNT: 12 What had happened was: ⚽🇺🇸 Stars, Stripes & Sprints 🇺🇸⚽ With the World Cup in full swing, Wed was all about speed, strength, and good vibes for the USMNT ✅✅✅ […]

[Gumby] Gumby

AO: Gumby Q: U-Haul , PAX: Freefall, Roomba, Paper Jam, U-Haul, Bratwurst FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: 5 PAX rolled out to Forest Hills this morning, proving that flexibility may not be popular, but it’s still worth getting out of bed for. We spent 45 minutes working through some solid stretches, loosening […]

[The Rock] The Rock – 250 Style

AO: The Rock Q: Chaos , PAX: Rag, Rebate, Roomba, Xerox, Peaches, Rockwell, Penalty Box, Chaos, Mayhem, squirts, Blood clot FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: After Penalty Box incessantly begged for Katy Perry songs and Rockwell whined until I agreed to play some Miley Cyrus, we finally got to working out. We […]

[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.

AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Wilbur , PAX: Wilbur, Mad Dog, Blue Screen of DEATH, Bottlecap, Schneider, U-Haul, Maple Syrup FNGs: COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Started with a mosey to the other end of the parking lot for warmups and letting Mad Dog be fashionably late. Speaking of fashion, great coordination by Schneider and […]

[3F] Sanctuary: be merciful

AO: 3F Q: Snowflake , PAX: Snowflake, Radar, Das Boot, Shop Dawg, Professor, X, Goldeneye, Angel FNGs: COUNT: 8 What had happened was: We discussed hungering and trusting after righteousness and then being merciful. The first of the Beatitudes seem to be attitudes towards God and the last 3 are horizontally to those around us. […]

[The Lycan] The Lycan

AO: The Lycan Q: Schneider , PAX: Cholula, Posse, Chainsaw, Premature, Punxsy, Ricky Bobby, Schneider, Rockwell, Hot Yoga, Dunkin, Mute, Elmer’s, Catfish, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: mosey to the Harris Teeter parking lot -25 sided Straddle hop -25 mountain climbers -10 Merkins -Calf stretch -Runners pose -Arm circles Mosey to […]