[Gumby] Gumby Kind Of

AO: Gumby Q: U-Haul , PAX: Jingles, U-Haul, Rooster, Roomba, Flip Phone FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: No Site Q. No Posse Several accidental hard commits. What started as a carefully crafted Gumby mobility winkie quickly turned into a couple of dudes following a highly questionable yoga wannabe who absolutely should not […]
[Cowbell] Big Booty Mix Meets Cowbell
AO: Cowbell Q: sump pump , PAX: sump pump, Chainsaw, Chastain, squirts, Smithers, Zinfandel, Black Hat, Dunkin, Middleman, Gerber, Avis, Chaos, 2xT, Chicken Little FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: Warm up lap and stretches were sponsored by DMB and the Ants Marched around Target to get the juices flowing and sore Murph […]
[WXW Express] WXW Express
AO: WXW Express Q: Seabass , PAX: Seabass, Drive By, Hooch, Rubbermaid, Singlet FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was:
[Bushwood] Humid, humid Bushwood
AO: Bushwood Q: Twinkle toes , Tanyatine PAX: Hi-Hat, Tanyatine, Das Boot, Twinkle toes FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: That was a muggy one!
[The B.E.A.S.T.] My new favorite workout at New Town Elementary!
AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Hollywood , PAX: Inspector Gadget, Schneider, Bottlecap, Blue Screen of DEATH, Elmer’s, Recalc, Hollywood, Zinfandel, Maple Syrup, Easy Button, ChatterBox, Ricky bobby FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Got a bit wet doing Plank work, Donkey kicks, merkins, squats, pull ups, dips, jump squats, mike Tyson’s, dry docks, bear […]
[The Rock] The Rock
AO: The Rock Q: Magnolia , PAX: Peaches, Deadwood, Sledge-O-Matic, Roomba, Hot Yoga, Penalty Box, Chaos, U-Haul, Magnolia, Rockwell, Jingles, Duplo, trouble FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: nice warm up followed by misery which a few modified to a walk… it’s the rock so some have tried to officially make it a […]
[3F] Open Door: Joshua 1

AO: 3F Q: Dunkin , PAX: Steven L Purvis, Draper, Greg Knull, Damascus, Dave Rubright, Centerfold, Jon Dunning, Dunkin FNGs: None COUNT: 8 YHC led 8 pax through Joshua 1, as we talked about Joshua and his encouragement to “be strong and courageous” as he took the leadership reins from Moses.
[Ruckus] Ruckus in yards
AO: Ruckus Q: Pyro , PAX: Pyro, Cartel, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 3 What had happened was: we walked and talked and rated everyone’s perfectly mowed yard and passed judgement on ALL of them. We might be leaving ratings and comment cards on people’s yards to start a neighborhood fight soon
[Paper Trail] We Are Like Columbus Bitch
AO: Paper Trail Q: Paper Jam , PAX: Rubbermaid, Fuse Box, Cliffhanger, Paper Jam, Freefall FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: 5 total but 2 (YHC and Rubbermaid) explored and were the 1st PAX to successfully run from Cutty to Marvin. There was mud, blood, and a thud (when I fell) but it […]
[Impromptu] Impromptu
AO: Impromptu Q: Chastain , PAX: Deadwood, Falcon, Gilmore, Inspector Gadget, Foundation, Deflated, Gasparilla, Smithers, Transporter, 2xT, Chainsaw, ChatterBox, Chastain, Duplo FNGs: None COUNT: 13 What had happened was: I almost gave my Q to Deadwood but after discovering he had just eaten a bowl of chili at 5am I figured that would be a […]
