[asylum] No Bench Warrants or Cocaine Conflicts
AO: asylum Q: U-Haul PAX: Avis, squirts, Landfill, Mailman, Loafer, Mute FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Warm-Up – Side Straddle Hops, Moroccan Night Clubs, Merkins, Runners Stretch, GO!! At 5:14 sharp, we kicked off with a twist on the classic Triple Nickel. This version had: • 5 benches • 3 exercises • […]
[asylum] Jokers Wild!
AO: asylum Q: Avis PAX: Avis, Monkey D, Loafer, Catfish, Landfill, Blue Screen of DEATH, Mailman FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Lucky 7 for this Joker’s Wild! We let fate decide the Q today, and it must be my lucky day because after hopping on my huffy and almost not making it […]
[asylum] 1,800 reps, not tequila
AO: asylum Q: Fuse Box PAX: Fuse Box, Loafer, Landfill, Gasparilla, Mailman FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Arrive early to stretch. See Gasparilla coming in with a ruck. Ask him if he’s rucking separately and then get wide eyed when he says “no, I’m doing the bootcamp with the ruck on”. Freaking animal. Mosey towards novant […]
[asylum] F3 Baseball
AO: asylum Q: Landfill PAX: Landfill, squirts, Avis, Swimmers FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: We played a game of F3 Baseball, we went to the Town Hall and lifted rocks.
[asylum] A Warm Welsh Dragon and More
AO: asylum Q: Dunkin PAX: Dunkin, squirts, Premature, Avis, Swimmers FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Start things out with a mosey and some warm up exercises (just in case we weren’t already warm). Then, of course, had to warm up the shoulders with some arm circles, seal claps, etc. Then we did some partner work with […]
[asylum] Loafer’s Q before St. Lucia
AO: asylum Q: Loafer PAX: Loafer, Landfill, Avis, Gasparilla, Beltway, Smokey FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Loafer brought a whiteboard and set it up outside of the town hall building. He flew out to St. Lucia shortly after the workout.
[asylum] Cramming for the Murph
AO: asylum Q: Bottlecap PAX: Avis, Blue Screen of DEATH, Landfill, Bottlecap, Loafer FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: – The Murph is only a week away – Need to get in some practice – Merkins, Big Boys, Supines, One legged plank leg lifts – Blue Screen in mid-season form with 3 inch […]
[asylum] Burn the worms
AO: asylum Q: Blue Screen of DEATH PAX: Gasparilla, Rockslide, Double E, Landfill, Squirts, swimmers, cutlet FNGs: None COUNT: 8 Farmers carries and laps around Petsmart for the first round of torture., then worm burners and laps around Hickory Tavern for the second round finished up with Mike Tyson‘s and donkey kicks while the other […]
[asylum] Smoke Em
AO: asylum Q: Gasparilla PAX: Rocketman, Landfill, Avis, Smokey FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was:
[asylum] Mix it up
AO: asylum Q: Hatchet PAX: squirts, Avis, Landfill, Hatchet, Blue Screen of DEATH, Loafer, Smokey FNGs: None COUNT: 7 I used up most of my creative energy, describing the egg transaction earlier this morning. But I didn’t forget about asylum. I always thought that Landfill was just a good site Q. But now I know […]