[ruckus] Aliens

AO: ruckus Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Posse, Chaos, Catfish, Cartel FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Surprise misty conditions rolled in this morning. But five of us showed up to get in 3+ miles while rotating the sandbags strategically. We discussed topics such as aliens and barracudas. At COT we discussed letting the right people in your […]

[down_range] “Amp” the Day After Christmas

AO: down_range Q: Down Range Q PAX: Dunkin, Stimpy, Pavarotti, Thighmaster, Kingpin, Happy Gilmore, Kingpin, Polly, Big Papi, Other Guy 1, Other Guy 2, Wicked FNGs: 1 Wicked COUNT: 11 Down range in Utah visiting family for Christmas. Brought my nephew out to visit the boys of Salt Lake City at “Amp”. Nephew was an […]

[off_the_books] Take Tomorrow Off

AO: off_the_books Q: U-Haul PAX: Super Soaker, U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 2 What had happened was: P.A.P.P.Y. P – Popped awake at 7am for the first time in forever. No alarm. No regrets. Felt elite. A – Assembled a breakfast casserole like a true domestic champion. Then casually cranked out three batches of cookies because […]

[border_patrol] Run Towards the Lights

AO: border_patrol Q: Paper Jam PAX: Atlas, Goodfella, Paper Jam FNGs: None COUNT: 3 What had happened was: Three brave soles crossed the border into Mecklenburg County to join Blakovery to find Christmas Lights. Atlas saw some old SOBers and Goodfella provided us a history of the Ardrey neighborhood circa 2005. Great fellowship run and […]

[titan] Keep the change ya filthy animals!

AO: titan Q: Chastain , Gasparilla PAX: Chastain, Gasparilla, Falcon, Mailman, Black Hat, Jitterbug, Chicken Little, Jenga, Garfield, Spam FNGs: None COUNT: 10 “It’s Christmas, Theo. It’s the time of miracles.” – Die Hard On this fine December morning at AO Titan, the men assembled like Clark Griswold waiting for the bonus check—hopeful, unsuspecting, and […]

[_playhouse] Merry Jingle Humpers

AO: _playhouse Q: Twinkle toes PAX: Carb Load, Das Boot, Noonan, Punxsy, Rooster, Twinkle toes FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Opening mosey to providence road to start the marketing. SSH – Windmills – stretching-murkins and monkey humpers! Mosey the permitted of Providence road and new town road. Found some great giant platforms […]

[short_circuit] Egg Nog-onna get off the couch all day

AO: short_circuit Q: Wilbur PAX: Kid Rock, Goodfella, Black Hat, Sparky, Bottlecap, Hot Yoga, Wilbur FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: I finally got a Friday off from work and the timing worked out to sign up to Q at short_circuit. Of course I get sick the week before, and the body is […]

[the_beast] How the Grinch ran the B.E.A.S.T.

AO: the_beast Q: Gasparilla PAX: U-Haul, Mad Dog, Tollbooth, ChatterBox, Recalc, Premature, Shriver, Bottlecap, Black Hat FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: On a cold, gloomy morning at the_beast in the dark, Ten pax showed up shivering, ready to spark. Their hearts were quite small, their excuses were near, Then Gasparilla appeared and […]

[border_patrol] The Frozen North

AO: border_patrol Q: Paper Jam PAX: Drive By, Paper Jam FNGs: None COUNT: 2 What had happened was: The pursuit of 2,000 continues with 6 frozen miles.