[_playhouse] Telephone Poles and Pain

AO: _playhouse Q: Mad Dog PAX: Sick Puppy, Gerber, Falcon, Lambeau, Dunkin, Rockslide, Penalty Box, U-Haul, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: – Split into two teams – Each team had a telephone pole – Each Pax had a coupon – Each team had to advance down the parking lot taking their […]

[off_the_books] Refuse to QUIT!

AO: off_the_books Q: U-Haul PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: With what appears to be a partially torn or ruptured calf muscle, I decided not to quit and did calisthenics in the hotel gym. 45 minutes of misery. See y’all tomorrow!

[gumby] Cool Weather Hot Stretches

AO: gumby Q: Paper Jam PAX: Roomba, Wilbur, Ricky Bobby, Deadwood, Shriver, Paper Jam, U-Haul, Paper Clip FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: we came, we were cold, we stretched.

[_bike] Off the Chain

AO: _bike Q: Hall Monitor PAX: Titanium Plates, Hall Monitor, Buffet, Stretcher, Breezer, Carb Load, Cableguy, Floppy Disk, Mustard, Peaches, Ricky Bobby, Rockwell, Southern Tip, Stickers, Endo, 0 FNGs: 1 0 COUNT: 15 What had happened was: One group of 15 dude’s and a lady went straight across the creek to climb Ziggy, so they […]

[stateline_dysfunction] Country bangers

AO: stateline_dysfunction Q: Hot Yoga PAX: Kid Rock, Flip Phone, Paper Jam, Jingles, Paper Clip FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Chilly morning. Fired up the country bangers playlist on Spotify…still not sure exactly what that means. Jumped right in to 3 rounds: 60 second calf raises – prime the pump Low slow […]

[_playhouse] ???? flash

AO: _playhouse Q: Twinkle toes PAX: Ice9, Black Hat, Twinkle toes, Falcon, Shriver, U-Haul, Hot Yoga, Damascus, Wilbur, Jingles, Rockwell, Bottlecap, Hatchet, Punxsy, Recalc, Chainsaw, Seabass, Chicken Little FNGs: None COUNT: 18 What had happened was:

[ruckus] 5 Stones and 8 Men

AO: ruckus Q: U-Haul PAX: Wilbur, Black Hat, Posse, Chastain, Pyro, Hatchet, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: At the crack of dawn—6:00 AM sharp—eight men set off with weighted packs, grit in their hearts, and the streets and trails of Five Stones Church and Champion Forest ahead of them. Mission: 45 […]

[titan] TITAN Turns the Page…

AO: titan Q: Jitterbug PAX: Gasparilla, Black Hat, Zinfandel, Rain Man, Jitterbug, Falcon, Elmer’s, Afterburn, Avis FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: Titan: new shovel (tamper) flag ????????, new management ????‍☠️????, same badassery. LFrickinG. Gasparilla led us to the turf, did his best Tom Brady impression with a silent count on SSHs and […]