[off_the_books] Pine Barrens Pax: The Great Tron Fiasco
AO: off_the_books Q: Real Hatchet PAX: SOGGY, Tron, Hatchet FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: Real Hatchet here, still reelin’ from this absolute circus of a workout this morning at Border Patrol! Me, Tron, and SOGGY —buncha jabronis—signed up for an hour of runnin’, but Tron, that Shore-brained Einstein, sent us to some […]
[ruckus] Ruckus. Post 5k.
AO: ruckus Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Posse, U-Haul, Zinfandel, Deadwood, Chastain FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: I figured after a couple days of running I would slow it down and get a slower ruck in for recovery push it with the boys for 3+ miles at a sub 14 min/mile pace and […]
[ruckus] “Ruckin’ Fiasco: Hatchet and the South Jersey Clown Posse”
AO: ruckus Q: Real Hatchet PAX: Deadwood, Chastain, Posse, Zinfandel, U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Yo, what’s up, fam? It’s your boy Real Hatchet, straight outta South Jersey, here to spin ya a ruck workout tale so damn ridiculous you’ll be laughin’ harder than a seagull fightin’ over a fry. So […]
[gumby] Convergence
AO: gumby Q: Paper Jam PAX: Afterburn, Carb Load, Rooster, Paper Jam FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: we did broga instead of kettle bells.
[_bike] Off The Chain
AO: _bike Q: Rag , Kick Stand PAX: Buffet, Hall Monitor, Magnolia, Breezer, Stretcher, Endo, Cartel, Southern Tip – Brent, Cottonmouth, Rag, Kick Stand, Roomba, Twinkle toes, Titanium Plates, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Rockwell, Carb Load, Hi-Hat, Hot Yoga FNGs: None COUNT: 19 What had happened was: 19 Mountain Bikers took off in two […]
[_bike] Off The Chain
AO: _bike Q: Rag , Kick Stand PAX: Buffet, Hall Monitor, Magnolia, Breezer, Stretcher, Endo, Cartel, Southern Tip – Brent, Cottonmouth, Rag, Kick Stand, Roomba, Twinkle toes, Titanium Plates, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Rockwell, Carb Load, Hi-Hat, Hot Yoga FNGs: None COUNT: 19 What had happened was: 19 Mountain Bikers took off in two […]
[_playhouse] Quarter Mile at a time
AO: _playhouse Q: Drive By – Rob Rosenthal PAX: Seabass- Tim Carey, Kilo – Gareth Davies, Rubbermaid, Hollywood, Blue Screen of DEATH, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Track Speed Workout: 8 Quarter Mile repeats with 200 meter jog between 8 200 meter at mile space with 100 mter jog between
[_playhouse] Asylum Workout
AO: _playhouse Q: Mute PAX: squirts, SOGGY, Landfill, Avis, Airhart FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Started warmup jog around the parking lot from Pet smart to Dunkin. Did some warm up side straddle hops, shoulders, and stretches. Went back to Pet smart to do leap frogs, then alligator pushups and crab walks. […]
[border_patrol] St Patty’s Leprechaun shuffle
AO: border_patrol Q: Kid Rock PAX: Paper Jam, Tron, Goodfella, Posse, Flip Phone, Rubbermaid, Hooch – Bret Turner, Singlet – Justin Nelson, Kilo – Gareth Davies, Seabass- Tim Carey, Paper Clip FNGs: None COUNT: 12 Today was a St Patty’s Leprechaun Shuffle! We ran around the neighborhood in search of the Leprechaun to steal his […]
[ruckus] Ruckus
AO: ruckus Q: Pinto PAX: Posse, U-Haul, Hatchet, Cartel FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: Great conversations were had. Prayers for Cartel’s mom. Good luck to Posse and Hatchet at Locust 5k today. WTF coming up.