[off-the-books] The Cindy Climb
AO: off-the-books Q: U-Haul , PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: Skipped Orlando and punched it straight to Jacksonville to post at Cindy’s school for a proper morning beatdown. Lion was on point as our fearless leader, serving up a steady climb of goblet squats, bent-over rows, man makers, and deadlifts […]
[Body Shop] Body shop
AO: Body Shop Q: Hatchet , PAX: Das Boot, Posse, Noonan, J-Woww, Hatchet FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: J woww has acquired a new roommate and is excited about where things are heading. Mosey. Calf and shoulder stretching. 100 Chest presses. 20 Squats. 80 Curls. 60 LBCs. Jogs w/calf raises (75). 60 […]
[off-the-books] Alphabet Beatdown
AO: off-the-books Q: U-Haul , PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: Posted downrange in Florida, survived the Fountain of Youth (which turns out is just burpees in disguise), and now rolling into Jacksonville to head home. Greta tried to keep us young—mainly by aging us in alphabetical order. Florida hospitality: 10/10. […]
[The Floater] The Floater
AO: The Floater Q: Rockwell , PAX: Easy Button, Hot Yoga, Tron, Treble, Gasparilla, Rockwell, Recalc, Chastain, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: When I stepped up to give the disclaimer, all the Pax said in unison… “Are you sick??!” Nope. Just rocking my sexy, raspy voice this morning. Don’t worry about […]
[WXW Express] WXW Express
AO: WXW Express Q: Singlet , PAX: Rubbermaid, Seabass, Blade, Hooch, Drive By, Singlet, Tollbooth FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: YHC kept it simple and we got 6+ miles
[off-the-books] Geriatric Beatdown
AO: off-the-books Q: U-Haul , PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: Back Blast – Lexington Middle School (a.k.a. Geriatric Beatdown) Rolled out of Bonita Springs in the dark, full of optimism and poor decision-making, making the trek to Fort Myers to link up with the Lexington Middle School crew for an […]
[The Rock] The Rock
AO: The Rock Q: Sun Drop , PAX: Endo, Treble, Posse, Peaches, Penalty Box, Mayhem, Rockwell, Roomba, Sun Drop FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: Warmups with Daisy Pickers ( Mayhem prefers potatoes), Hillbillies, Arm Rolls, Tempo Squats, High Knees, Abe Vigodas and Motivators. The Thang was timed intervals using Coupons of Arm […]
[Border Patrol] Crossing the Line
AO: Border Patrol Q: Paper Jam , PAX: ChatterBox, Rubbermaid, Ghosted, Paper Jam, Drive By FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: 5 PAX crossed the line called Waxhaw-Marvin Road to reach between 5-6 miles. Reminder: Convergence on Wednesday at Cowbell.
[The Lycan] The Lycan
AO: The Lycan Q: Carb Load , PAX: Chainsaw, Dunkin, Premature, Twinkle toes, Punxsy, Carb Load, Sugar Daddy, Monkey D, Kermit, Chalula FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: Swordfish x 3 wall of a little pain and a web for the finish.
[Ruckus] Penis caps & adhesive ball warmers
AO: Ruckus Q: Posse , PAX: Posse, Tollbooth, Hatchet, Cartel, Chaos FNGs: COUNT: 5 Something attached to Chaos on the way out of the cemetery. Hooched it, but just barely. Hatchet took us out. Be the 1 guy out of 100 who brings the rest back. Thanks to the Slack upgrade, no announcements need to […]