[Body Shop] Retirement Party preview

AO: Body Shop Q: Das Boot , J-Woww, Bratwurst PAX: Das Boot, Bratwurst, J-Woww FNGs: None COUNT: 3 What had happened was: We celebrated J-Woww’s last full day of work and hopefully not his last full workout. Will the alarm still work if it’s not powered by an obligation to be at the j-o-b on […]

[Gumby] Gumby

AO: Gumby Q: U-Haul , PAX: Freefall, Roomba, Paper Jam, U-Haul, Bratwurst FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: 5 PAX rolled out to Forest Hills this morning, proving that flexibility may not be popular, but it’s still worth getting out of bed for. We spent 45 minutes working through some solid stretches, loosening […]

[Off the Chain] OTC Ride #16

AO: Off the Chain Q: Breezer , PAX: Rockwell, Bratwurst, Twinkle toes, Endo, Floppy Disk, Stickers, Stretcher, Tron, Frugal, Carb Load, Breezer, Rag, Cottonmouth, Peaches, Kodak, Buffet, Cableguy, Snuggles, Kick Stand, Crikey, Beaner, Sharkbite, FNGs: None COUNT: 23 What had happened was: OTC Ride# 16. Three groups went out Carbload led to A group. Cableguy […]

[Diesel] Diesel – WWE Style

AO: Diesel Q: Chaos , PAX: Draper, Rag, Rockslide, Sledge-O-Matic, Roomba, Endo, Penalty Box, Bratwurst, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: We circled up, and each PAX picked two exercises, two sets each. Made it around about 1.5 times! Nice work fellows!!!!!!

[Gumby] Gumby – Three Amigos

AO: Gumby Q: Dunkin , PAX: Paper Jam, Dunkin, Bratwurst FNGs: None COUNT: 3 We did some much-needed broga accompanied by some very loud birds and some quality conversation. :pray:

[Diesel] Diesel

AO: Diesel Q: Mayhem , Mayhem, U-Haul, Roomba, Peaches, Rebate, Sledge-O-Matic, Bratwurst PAX: Roomba, U-Haul, Peaches, Bratwurst, Mayhem, Sledge-O-Matic, Rebate FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was:

[Stateline Dysfunction] Stateline Dysfunction

AO: Stateline Dysfunction Q: Hot Yoga , PAX: ChatterBox, Damascus, Rain Man, Paper Jam, Freefall, Bratwurst, Hot Yoga, Rooster FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: A good turnout today with the convergence, and a few pax new to the dysfunction. What we did: Warmup Pogo jumps Good mornings 2 rounds Low slow squats […]

[Diesel] Diesel is Tabata

AO: Diesel Q: Bratwurst , PAX: Damascus, Penalty Box, Mute, Peaches, Mayhem, Chaos, Lambeau, Shriver, Sledge-O-Matic, Bratwurst, Draper FNGs: None COUNT: 11 Warm-up Chest and Shoulders – Imperial Walkers – Don Quixote – Bonnie Blairs – Arm Circles – Arm Swings Exercises: 45sec on / 15sec off. 3 rounds. Round 2 & 3 more weight, […]

[Stateline Dysfunction] Stateline Dysfunction – Workin’ it!

AO: Stateline Dysfunction Q: Dunkin , PAX: Zorro, Hot Yoga, Bratwurst, Dunkin, ChatterBox FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Some warmup exercises of “prime the pump”, the “itsty-bitsy spider”, and lunges. Then, we almost got through three rounds of calf raises (various angles), wall sits (with leg raises), step ups, monkey humpers, fire hydrants, kick-backs, and more, […]