[off_the_books] Idiots at their finest

AO: off_the_books Q: Kid Rock PAX: Chastain, Catfish, Pothole, Rubbermaid, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal FNGs: None COUNT: 6 6 total idiots hit Albemarle for a 20 mile run/ruck to the top of Morrow Mountain and back!

[mount_x] Jorts

AO: mount_x Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Draper, Landfill, Elmer’s, Catfish, Fuse Box, Xerox – William Holman, Roomba, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Chainsaw, Punxsy – Shawn Chen FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: It all started when Elmer’s put out the marketing post that had a picture of a guy in jorts and a […]

[ruck_u] Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

AO: ruck_u Q: Dunkin PAX: Hatchet, Chastain, Damascus, Kid Rock, SOGGY, U-Haul, Tron, Goodfella, Dunkin, Catfish, Deadwood, Paddington, Rain Man, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 14 Rucks on! Battle buddies determined. Stick with your battle buddy! Grab a piece of gear (60# sandbags, 40# sandbags, etc.). Let’s go! Stopping along the path to the football field […]

[ruckus] Walk with a purpose!

AO: ruckus Q: Deadwood PAX: Cartel, Deadwood, Chastain, Posse, Pyro, U-Haul, McGruff, Catfish, Paddington, Shriver, Wrangler, Cup of Noodles, Swipe Left FNGs: None COUNT: 13 On an early morning in Waxhaw, when even the roosters were still thinking, “Nope, too early,” a dozen brave souls gathered in the dimly lit parking lot. Everyone had a […]

[asylum] Mark of the beast is just 66

AO: asylum Q: Blue Screen of DEATH PAX: Gasparilla, Posse, U-Haul, Draper, Ice9, SOGGY, Landfill, Hatchet, Catfish, Easy Button, Chastain, Carb Load, Swimmers, Loafer, , We FNGs: 1 We COUNT: 17 Five minutes stretching, partner circuit with rocks, partner circuits on Hickory Tavern rock bench, finish up with wall work like donkey kicks and jabs

[ruckus] 13 DAWGS

AO: ruckus Q: Hatchet PAX: Deadwood, Chastain, U-Haul, Hatchet, Bottlecap, Pyro, Posse, Shriver, Catfish, AirTag, McGruff, Cartel, Wax FNGs: None COUNT: 13 IT’S WELL WORTH THE READ. BUT I AM BIASED. Back when I used to party, and we’d have an epic rager on a Saturday, we’d wake up and be sad it was over. […]

[titan] Double Birthday Beatdown

AO: titan Q: Gasparilla , Recalc- Keith Balaniz PAX: Mad Dog, Bottlecap, Zinfandel, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, U-Haul, Pyro, SnB, Chainsaw, Chastain, Easy Button, Elmer’s, Catfish, Shriver, Blue Screen of DEATH, Deadwood, Hatchet, Sleeper Hold, Falcon, Avis, Tron, SOGGY, Dana, Heartbreaker, Jitterbug, Gasparilla FNGs: None COUNT: 25 What had happened was: We kicked off the morning […]

[stairmaster] Rough crowd

AO: stairmaster Q: Transporter PAX: Dasher – Jeff Green, Dunkin, Transporter, Hot Yoga, Tron, Black Hat, Ice9, U-Haul, Catfish FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: After a sleepless night my mind was elseware but we managed to put my apparently unclear instructions to work. A lap between each 3 sets on the bleachers […]

[ruck_u] Ruck U! And Ruck U too!

AO: ruck_u Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Deadwood, Rain Man, Singlet – Justin Nelson, Hooch – Bret Turner, U-Haul, Gasparilla, Airtag, Tron, SOGGY, Dunkin, Cartel, Catfish, Black Hat FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: Ruck U(niversity) is retooling to focus on training for the GrowRuck Training Event (GTE) coming in October this year. The […]

[asylum] MAGA (Make Asylum Great Again)

AO: asylum Q: SOGGY PAX: Hatchet, Black Hat, Landfill, U-Haul, AirTag, Blue Screen of DEATH, Catfish, Tron, Smithers, Dunkin, Smokey FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Turns out Soggy is trying to run/jog a little more this time around. We started with intervals, then hit a hill for squats and merkins, then did […]