[commitment] A little tardy

AO: commitment Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Fuse Box, Centerfold, Sugar Daddy, Monkey D, Hatchet, Wilbur, Cholula, Snowball FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: Got a text at 6:28am from saying he would be “a little tardy”. Gave him the heads up we’d be headed to the Millbridge Clubhouse but then decided to do […]

[dromedary] Contested Grounds

AO: dromedary Q: Wilbur PAX: Centerfold, Hot Yoga, Posse, Noonan, Bratwurst, Das Boot, Wilbur FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Today’s goal was to not stop horizontal motion (aka keep moving) and maximize vertical reps and floor transitions. Managed 2 miles, 600+ cal, and whatever this is a drawing of. EH’d Bratwurst as […]

[impromptu] A friendly game

AO: impromptu Q: Recalc PAX: Elmer’s, Centerfold, ChatterBox, Dana, Easy Button, Inspector Gadget, Mad Dog, Ricky Bobby, Schnitzel, Smithers, Stagecoach FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Thinking we need a friendly competition. So I dropped 2 sand bags by the football lot. Warm up in front of middle school Thing 1 Head to […]

[commitment] Let’s Go Fuck Some Cows

AO: commitment Q: Monkey D , One Star PAX: One Star, Monkey D, Fuse Box, Hatchet, Tollbooth, Sugar Daddy, Centerfold, Tron, Chainsaw, Rooster, Das Boot FNGs: None COUNT: 11 So many Backblast Titles to choose from. Ass Bidet. One Star Monkey Dick. Misogi. But alas, we went with the punchline from One Stars joke. More […]

[impromptu] RESPECT- titled earned !

AO: impromptu Q: Chicken Little PAX: Hooch, Schneider, Blue Screen of DEATH, Rooster, Deflated, Mad Dog, Stagecoach, Zinfandel, Bottlecap, Sugar Daddy, U-Haul, Smithers, Easy Button, ChatterBox, Chicken Little, Tron, Centerfold, Dana, Elmer’s, Inspector Gadget, Rockwell, Shriver, Wilbur, Chainsaw, Chastain, Cliffhanger, Goodfella, Kid Rock, Noonan, Paper Jam, Posse, Ricky Bobby, Dunkin, Kermit , hot yoga, spitz, […]

[dromedary] Dromedary

AO: dromedary Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Dana, Noonan, Posse, J-Woww, Centerfold, Punxsy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Basic bootcamp work. With comments from me sprinkled in describing how my daughters and I went 8-0 to take home the pool volleyball championship during our recent trip.

[dromedary] Tuna Tartar

AO: dromedary Q: Down Range Q PAX: Punxsy, J-Woww, Centerfold, Posse, Joy, Schnitzel, Noonan, Big Tuna FNGs: None COUNT: 8 Tuna loves him some rope pulls. Super sneaky about hiding them in a tree on the other side of campus. :fire::leg:=:poultry_leg:

[dromedary] Can he really leave if he doesn’t have a Site Q replacement?

AO: dromedary Q: Das Boot PAX: Hatchet, Monkey D, Blue Screen of DEATH, Das Boot, Jitterbug, Posse, Schnitzel, Punxsy, One Star, Tanyatine, Hal Wansley, Deep Dish, Centerfold, Big Tuna, Chipotle FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: Deep Dish had his last Q as Dromedary Site Q, but he doesn’t have a replacement, so […]

[watchtower] E-ZPass

AO: watchtower Q: Recalc PAX: Recalc, FireStarter, Dana, Tollbooth, Cliffhanger, Zinfandel, Monkey D, Easy Button, Smithers, Centerfold FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was:

[_3rd-f-service] 250

AO: _3rd-f-service Q: Elmer’s PAX: Blue Screen of DEATH, Mad Dog, HazMat, Centerfold, Strawberry, Jingles, Elmer’s, Big League Chew FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: 250+ meals served this morning.