[mount_x] 12 Days of X-mas!

AO: mount_x Q: Dunkin PAX: Draper, Roomba, Monkey D, Fuse Box, Bagpipes, Chainsaw, Dunkin, Kermit, Cholula FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Clearly Fuse Box either doesn’t read Slack or doesn’t believe the marketing. I think he hates “12 Days of Christmas” workouts as much (if not more) than EMOM’s. But, he still showed up. I tried […]

[the_lycan] Lycan the new territory

AO: the_lycan Q: Bottlecap PAX: Sugar Daddy, Catfish, Mute, fugitive, Goodfella, Monkey D, J-Woww, Easy Button, Hot Yoga, Mad Dog, Noonan, Zorro, Elmer’s, Chainsaw, Rockwell, Dana, Punxsy, Premature, Bottlecap, Cholula FNGs: None COUNT: 20 What had happened was:

[commitment] A Rivalry Q

AO: commitment Q: Fuse Box , Gerber PAX: Fuse Box, Gerber, Tollbooth, Chastain, Chainsaw, Rain Man FNGs: None COUNT: 6 I saw an opening for today at Commitment and thought it would be fun to celebrate Rivalry weekend by having two rivals split the Q. I reached out to both Gerber and Paper Jam in […]

[the_lycan] Gobble Gobble

AO: the_lycan Q: Punxsy PAX: Fuse Box, Mad Dog, J-Woww, Dunkin, Noonan, Catfish, Monkey D, Chainsaw, fugitive, Southern Tip, Tron, Premature, Sugar Daddy, Dana, Kermit, Cholula FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: Mosey around, warmed up Parking lot Starfish (burpees, Tyson’s, lunges, pull ups, and squats) finished with ab work Storage area: Hill […]

[titan] Titan rules Commitment drools

AO: titan Q: Chicken Little PAX: Stagecoach, Zinfandel, U-Haul, Chicken Little, Chainsaw, Gasparilla, Jitterbug, Mute FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Rolled to the field for some burpees – SSH- Mountain climbers -Mike Tysons and squats/bombjacks whiling mixing in some miles We sprinkled in some bear crawls, crawl bears bunny hops and bad […]

[cowbell] Upper body beatdown

AO: cowbell Q: Singlet PAX: Hooch, Zinfandel, Black Hat, Gerber, Avis, Blue Screen of DEATH, Chainsaw, Inspector Gadget, Jitterbug, Rain Man, Recalc, Tron, U-Haul, Singlet, squirts, O69, Middleman FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was:

[commitment] Let’s Go Fuck Some Cows

AO: commitment Q: Monkey D , One Star PAX: One Star, Monkey D, Fuse Box, Hatchet, Tollbooth, Sugar Daddy, Centerfold, Tron, Chainsaw, Rooster, Das Boot FNGs: None COUNT: 11 So many Backblast Titles to choose from. Ass Bidet. One Star Monkey Dick. Misogi. But alas, we went with the punchline from One Stars joke. More […]

[diesel] “Well that was dumb”

AO: diesel Q: Chainsaw PAX: Chainsaw, Dunkin, Chaos, Xerox, U-Haul, Lambeau, Rockslide, Peaches, Roomba, Penalty Box, Bratwurst, Draper, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 13 Chainsaw led the group in a bunch of coupon exercises, core exercises, and more. The phrase “well that was dumb” was heard several times, particularly by the Q. :muscle:

[cowbell] Cowbell- AO saved -Must Read

AO: cowbell Q: Hooch PAX: squirts, Chicken Little, Avis, Rain Man, 2xT, Chainsaw, fugitive, Gasparilla, Hooch FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: As I woke up this morning, I realized I was called upon to ensure that Cowbell did not shut down permanently. Go look, not even on the F3 website anymore. Will […]

[the_lycan] Burpees and snot rockets

AO: the_lycan Q: Rooster PAX: Zorro, Fuse Box, Sugar Daddy, Monkey D, Elmer’s, Dana, Chainsaw, Rockwell, Black Hat, Southern Tip, Noonan, Hot Yoga, Punxsy FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: Lot mosey, circle up ssh, dugans, plank merkins down and up dog and hip rotation 20burpees run to far side of lot 30 […]