[Diesel] Diesel
AO: Diesel Q: Roomba , PAX: Draper, Dunkin, Sausage Party, Chaos, Roomba, Peaches, Penalty Box, Lambeau, Xerox, Kermit, FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: Partner beat down with heavy things and some ab work. Thanks to chaos for the pre blast!!
[Stairmaster] Well that sucked
AO: Stairmaster Q: Black Hat , PAX: Transporter, Elias Noury, Chaos, Roomba, Tollbooth, Shriver, Black Hat FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: No stretching just jumped right into a warmup lap around the track. Brief instructions Snake through the stairs carrying your Kettlebell. Top of each stair do 15 OH Press and then […]
[Cowbell] Side Straddle Hops until we D-I-E!
AO: Cowbell Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Chaos, Recalc, Blue Screen of DEATH, Ricky Bobby, Zinfandel, 2xT, Avis, Damascus, squirts, Jimmy, Chainsaw, Deadwood, Black Hat, Chastain, Schneider, Inspector Gadget, Smithers, Rain Man, Gerber, Sump Pump FNGs: 1 Sump Pump COUNT: 20 And for my 172nd Q I would dress the part. Not because the Site Qs […]
[The Rock] The Rock
AO: The Rock Q: Posse , PAX: Mayhem, Posse, Peaches, Penalty Box, Roomba, squirts, Chaos, Endo, Treble FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Dressed in 4 of the 5 colors of the Olympic rings, I set out for us to be multi-sport athletes. Every exercise needed an explanation except curls. The Thang: – Parade of Nations – […]
[Asylum] Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Black Hat , PAX: Landfill, Avis, Loafer, Black Hat, squirts, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Realized that we hit our launch time so whipped the Diccs out in a hurry to take off towards Pet Smart. 7’s with Big Bois and Squats the we grabbed some wall for […]
[Ruckus] Ruckus
AO: Ruckus Q: Hatchet , PAX: Posse, Tollbooth, Cartel, Hatchet, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: We started off talking about oatmeal cream pies. Things starting digressing fast after that. As far as the workout goes, it was a good burn. 3+ miles with a sub 17:30 pace while rotating the 40lb […]
[The Combine] The Monkey’s Paw
AO: The Combine Q: Chastain , PAX: Sugar Daddy, Maple Syrup, Middleman, Damascus, Recalc, Cholula, Bottlecap, Tollbooth, Black Hat, Chainsaw, Elmer’s, Chaos, Rain Man, Falcon, Blue Screen of DEATH, Premature, Monkey D, Gasparilla, Chastain, Gerber, Landfill, Avis, Zinfandel, Jolly, Sausage Party FNGs: None COUNT: 26 What had happened was: So I had this stupid Q […]
[Diesel] Diesel
AO: Diesel Q: One Star , PAX: One Star, Endo, U-Haul, Posse, Peaches, Mayhem, Chaos, Penalty Box, Roomba, Spitz FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: Mayhem warmed us up while One Star drove around Waxhaw picking up pallets. We then stretched out our calves for 20 mins…happy calves, happy wife or something like […]
[Asylum] Not so Super
AO: Asylum Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Chaos, Gasparilla, Middleman, U-Haul, Avis, Chastain FNGs: COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Well it was the morning after the Superbowl so YHC and others were a bit foggy. I couldn’t take my eyes off the offensive master class the night before and just didn’t have time to come […]
[Ruckus] Penis caps & adhesive ball warmers
AO: Ruckus Q: Posse , PAX: Posse, Tollbooth, Hatchet, Cartel, Chaos FNGs: COUNT: 5 Something attached to Chaos on the way out of the cemetery. Hooched it, but just barely. Hatchet took us out. Be the 1 guy out of 100 who brings the rest back. Thanks to the Slack upgrade, no announcements need to […]