[Ruckus] Penis caps & adhesive ball warmers

AO: Ruckus Q: Posse , PAX: Posse, Tollbooth, Hatchet, Cartel, Chaos FNGs: COUNT: 5 Something attached to Chaos on the way out of the cemetery. Hooched it, but just barely. Hatchet took us out. Be the 1 guy out of 100 who brings the rest back. Thanks to the Slack upgrade, no announcements need to […]

[Diesel] Diesel

AO: Diesel Q: Peaches , PAX: Endo, Chaos, Peaches, Mayhem, U-Haul, Spitz FNGs: COUNT: 6 What had happened was: lifted, carried, pushed, pulled

[diesel] Losing count and it’s cold.

AO: diesel Q: Black Hat , PAX: Peaches, U-Haul, Dunkin, Mayhem, Endo, Chaos, Bratwurst, Radar, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: Not sure where I got the bright idea to Q a gear workout in the coldest week of the year but here we are. Kept to a simple circuit to keep […]

[cowbell] Only the Tip…

AO: cowbell Q: Blue Screen of DEATH , PAX: Falcon, Blue Screen of DEATH, Tollbooth, Schneider, Chicken Little, Gerber, Shriver, Hatchet, Chaos, Avis, Chastain, U-Haul, Goodfella, Mountain Man, Sugar Smacks, FNGs: None COUNT: 15 14 reps / 3 burpees / sprint P – KB pushups (one arm) A – KB Abdominals (Simbas) T – KB […]

[the_rock] Miyagi Part 2

AO: the_rock Q: Endo , Hatchet, Peaches, Mayhem, Sun Drop, Chaos, Hi-Hat PAX: Endo, Chaos, Hi-Hat, Sun Drop, Hatchet, Peaches, Mayhem FNGs: COUNT: 7 Say yer prayers varmit – meet the hootin’est tootin’est shootin’est gang of bob-tailed wildcats this side of the Mississippi. Seven of us enjoyed the “sevens” curls routine led by Hatchet. Mayhem […]

[the_combine] Gear Heads

AO: the_combine Q: Bottlecap , Gasparilla PAX: Blue Screen of DEATH, Falcon, Chastain, Zinfandel, 2xT, Tron, Avis, Centerfold, Black Hat, Damascus, Chaos, Sugar Daddy, Jitterbug, Gerber FNGs: COUNT: 16 What had happened was: I forgot to send last week, forgot all the funny stuff, but the great work with Bottlecap was awesome!

[diesel] Mutiny at Diesel

AO: diesel Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Mayhem, Chastain, Posse, Avis, Chaos, Middleman, Peaches, Endo, Bratwurst, Dunkin, Lambeau, Kermit FNGs: COUNT: 13 What had happened was: In a moment of weakness Mayhem asked this rogue pirate to take the wheel at diesel and per usual I was determined to burn the ships – there’s no going […]

[stairmaster] Pick Things Up & Put Them Down

AO: stairmaster Q: Zinfandel PAX: Zinfandel, Gasparilla, Blue Screen of DEATH, ChatterBox, U-Haul, Hot Yoga, Elmer’s, Tollbooth, Chaos, Mad Dog, Damascus, Transporter, Black Hat, Shriver, Recalc FNGs: None COUNT: 15 And for my 171st Q I showed up with 2mins to spare. I attempted to yell the DiCCS. Scramble for a warm up and LFG! […]

[cowbell] Frozen nuggets and bells

AO: cowbell Q: Chicken Little PAX: Blue Screen of DEATH, Avis, U-Haul, Gerber, Chastain, Damascus, Chaos, Singlet, Ricky Bobby, Chainsaw, Schneider, Middleman, Hooch, Rain Man, Chicken Little, Tollbooth, squirts FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: 17 dudes got up and got out in the cold at Cowbell: We mixed in standing kettle bell […]

[diesel] Care Bear Square

AO: diesel Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Dunkin, Roomba, Monkey D, Chaos, Peaches, Cholula, Jolly, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: It was cold so I knew we’d need some movement to keep us from freezing. The Care Bear Square oughta do the trick: 4 cones in a square spaced roughly 20 yards […]