[Stateline Dysfunction] Stateline Dysfunction
AO: Stateline Dysfunction Q: Hot Yoga , PAX: Bratwurst, Paper Jam, Chastain, Hot Yoga, Dunkin, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: 3 rounds: Calf raises Good mornings (warm up) Low slow goblet squats Wall sits with band pulse Monster walks Fire hydrants Kick backs Glute bridge march Dead bugs 1-leg RDL Alternating […]
[Paper Trail] WTF
AO: Paper Trail Q: Kid Rock , Tuck PAX: Bratwurst, Paper Jam, Chastain, Kid Rock, Tuck FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: it was another class.
[The Rock] The Rock Was Supposed to be Matt-less
AO: The Rock Q: Damascus , PAX: Roomba, Chastain, Lambeau, Endo, Peaches, Xerox, Jingles, Damascus FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: We were supposed to be Matt -less, but unfortunately Chastain showed and ruined the whole thing… Quick mosey to make the regulars mad. Starfish 1. 10 curls 2. 10 Tris 3. 10 […]
[2F] 2nd F At Coffeteria
AO: 2F Q: Elmer’s , Mad Dog PAX: Chastain, Cholula, Monkey D, Zinfandel, Chainsaw, Elmer’s, Deadwood, Jitterbug, Sugar Daddy, Chaos, Black Hat, Mad Dog, Damascus FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: As good CoQs should do, we got to the site early to make sure we had enough space and chairs. Mad Dog […]
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Cholula , PAX: Chastain, Cholula, Monkey D, Zinfandel, Chainsaw, Deadwood, Blue Screen of DEATH, Chaos, Sugar Daddy, Black Hat, Jitterbug, Jolly FNGs: COUNT: 12 What had happened was: 12 at the Combine on Saturday (ik its rly late 😭✌️)
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Cholula , PAX: Chastain, Cholula, Monkey D, Zinfandel, Chainsaw, Deadwood, Blue Screen of DEATH, Chaos, Sugar Daddy, Jitterbug, Black Hat, Jolly FNGs: COUNT: 12 What had happened was:
[The Floater] Stupid Things @ The Floater
AO: The Floater Q: Damascus , PAX: Falcon, Chastain, Easy Button, Damascus FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: We were seconds away from skipping the workout and relocating to Dunkin when Falcon pulled up with 30 seconds to spare. Coffee plan shot, so it was time to do stupid things. Very short warmup […]
[Ignition] Ignition
AO: Ignition Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Chastain, Glidah, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 3 What had happened was: No Days Off (Spring Break Edition) Spring break in Union County had most pax choosing beach chairs over beatdowns… but not these three. No crowds, plenty of unused excuses. The Thang: We kicked things off with a 1-mile mosey […]
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Deadwood , Gasparilla PAX: Chastain, Maple Syrup, Premature, Zinfandel, Deadwood, Chainsaw, Gasparilla, Avis, Sugar Daddy, Falcon, Chaos FNGs: COUNT: 11 What had happened was: Recalc got sick so Deadwood and YHC stepped in to deliver an explicit Beatdown. Soundtrack was 🔥 and Honestly don’t know who liked it more Chainsaw or […]
[Cowbell] Cowbell Fluidity
AO: Cowbell Q: Damascus , PAX: Tron, Blue Screen of DEATH, Schneider, Chicken Little, Zinfandel, Avis, Falcon, Maple Syrup, Deflated, Chastain, Foundation, Inspector Gadget, Damascus FNGs: None COUNT: 13 What had happened was: Quick warm up Progressive ladder w/ parking lot run in between (20 reps each) – Swings – Swings + Snatches – Swings […]