[ruck_u] Bros Before Hose…

AO: ruck_u Q: Zinfandel PAX: Deadwood, Chastain, Gasparilla, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 4 For my 146th Q, it would only be outshined by 104th workout in 2025. What originally started as 75flaccid™️ with Deadwood and Chastain has annoyingly continued to drag on. Does my 104 deserve an asterisk? Does mildly walking last week while on […]

[asylum] V for VQ

AO: asylum Q: squirts PAX: Chastain, Avis, Gasparilla, Hooch, Landfill, Loafer, Singlet, squirts, Posse, None FNGs: 1 None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: After 6 months it was time to Q and what better place to start than my backyard at asylum on a perfect monday morning. started off with a mosey to petsmart […]

[ruckus] Missing in Action

AO: ruckus Q: Pyro , U-Haul PAX: Pyro, U-Haul, Chastain, Cartel, Jewel FNGs: 1 Jewel COUNT: 5 What had happened was: we rucked and we walked in two groups while staying in church parking lot as U-Haul was recovering from recent calf injury and talked about grills and a favorite singer of a 9 year […]

[impromptu] It’s Official

AO: impromptu Q: Rockwell PAX: Hi-Hat, Twinkle toes, Centerfold, Fuse Box, Schneider, Chainsaw, Spitz, Chastain, Tinman, Hamburgler, Tinman FNGs: 2 Hamburgler, Tinman COUNT: 11 What had happened was: With 2 FNGs I figured we should make this workout a bit more formal and official! A very clear and concise disclaimer was given and at 5:30 […]

[the_floater] The Floater

AO: the_floater Q: Deadwood PAX: Chastain, Deadwood, Bottlecap, One Star, Afterburn, Glidah, Mute, Falcon, Black Hat, Mad Dog, Rain Man, fugitive, Easy Button, Shriver, Centerfold FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was:

[mount_x] Modes of Transportation

AO: mount_x Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Elmer’s, Catfish, Draper, SOGGY, Premature FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: I Qed Mount X almost exactly a year ago to the day and on that day we did this cool workout that everyone raved about. That may be a lie, but it was good enough that […]

[watchtower] Aggressively Aggressive

AO: watchtower Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Recalc, Easy Button, Jitterbug, Premature FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: Sometimes a workout doesn’t need to be complicated to be good. I’m not saying this one was good, just that it wasn’t complicated. After a little warmup we moseyed to the first corner. We stuck (mostly) […]

[asylum] The Gassiest Man in the World

AO: asylum Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Deadwood, Landfill, squirts, Avis, Mute FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Deadwood’s “healthy eating” led to a large amount of extra wind. He was mostly kind enough to step outside of the circle during those occurrences, but he cemented his title as The Gassiest Man in the […]

[ruckus] 5 Stones and 8 Men

AO: ruckus Q: U-Haul PAX: Wilbur, Black Hat, Posse, Chastain, Pyro, Hatchet, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: At the crack of dawn—6:00 AM sharp—eight men set off with weighted packs, grit in their hearts, and the streets and trails of Five Stones Church and Champion Forest ahead of them. Mission: 45 […]

[the_floater] Floater Indian Fun Run

AO: the_floater Q: Hooch PAX: Singlet, Falcon, Bottlecap, Easy Button, Chastain, Chicken Little, O-69, Hooch FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Hit bad idea with multiple Indian Run passes, with exercises at top. Ran through cemetery, exercises at each light. Indian Run back through bad idea. Grab some wall for overhead press and […]