[Border Patrol] Reverse! Reverse!
AO: Border Patrol Q: Chastain , PAX: Posse, Atlas, Kilo, Paper Jam, Chastain, Schnitzel FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: I haven’t been to too many Border Patrols so I browsed Strava last night to see what the “regulars” usually do. It seems one of the most common routes is to depart the […]
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Avis , PAX: Maple Syrup, Chainsaw, Avis, Damascus, Zinfandel, Chastain, Punxsy, Gasparilla, Sausage Party, Shriver, Premature FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: Everyone was very happy to see Avis. Especially Damascus Then this happened: Warm Up at the field Ab web 4 corners (3x) 1 burpee middle Each corner […]
[The Floater] Planning our futures
AO: The Floater Q: Chastain , PAX: Easy Button, Cholula, Monkey D, Chastain, ChatterBox FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: Two years ago we made a visit to a new hill in the Haw at the White Oak Nursing home. With no Q on the schedule, YHC grabbed it with a plan of […]
[The B.E.A.S.T.] Luck o’ the Irish
AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Chastain , PAX: Deflated, Shriver, ChatterBox, Zinfandel, squirts, Chastain FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Murphy is a solid Irish name and with a site allegedly dedicated to Murph prep…well, we just had to do some of that. We did so with a little twist: Partner up, opposite speeds. […]
[Flash] Top o’ the mornin’
AO: Flash Q: Chastain , PAX: Rubbermaid, Falcon, Shriver, ChatterBox, Sausage Party, Damascus, Gerber, Easy Button, Chastain, Ice9, Misery FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: We started with a toilet bowl, round and round the parking lot with exercises going down the drain. We went counter clockwise, which a little Google search shows […]
[The Combine] That was a great playlist
AO: The Combine Q: Elmer’s , Gasparilla PAX: Sausage Party, Chainsaw, Carb Load, Zinfandel, Elmer’s, Jitterbug, Chaos, Chastain, Tollbooth, Gasparilla, Jenga, Garefield FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: It was a glorious cool morning at The Combine. I was excited because I love Qing and I had built a playlist that was going […]
[Impromptu] Clear as Mud
AO: Impromptu Q: Chicken Little , PAX: Ricky Bobby, Recalc, Rubbermaid, Zinfandel, Deflated, Falcon, Chainsaw, Easy Button, Chastain, Spitz, Chicken Little, Schneider, Misery FNGs: None COUNT: 13 What had happened was: This morning started with good intentions—helping a Pax brother in need who was down and out with the big “C” word… aka COVID. With […]
[Dromedary] Operation: Beat Rockwell
AO: Dromedary Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Deadwood, Posse, Punxsy, Tanyatine, Monkey D, Noonan, Elmer’s, Rooster, Chastain, Hi-Hat, Sausage Party, Das Boot, Rockwell, Mad Dog, Zinfandel, Bratwurst, Cholula FNGs: None COUNT: 17 I’m eyeballing sites to Q at and then I remember that Posse absolutely hates any and all milestones and anniversaries. So for my 177th […]
[Ignition] 🏴☠️ Bucs vs Ducks 🦆
AO: Ignition Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Glidah, Gerber, Dasher, Hooch, Gasparilla, Shriver, Chastain FNGs: COUNT: 7 What had happened was: The cold has subsided and the PAX have sprung forward into a new season of pain just in time for YHC to take the helm at Ignition. No long speeches but proper Diccs and a […]
[The Combine] The Real Football on the Pitch
AO: The Combine Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Middleman, Rocketman, Jitterbug, Avis, Elmer’s, Chastain, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 8 And for my 175th Q, it was also the 2026 CLTFC home opener versus the even more gentrified, Austin FC. The forecast looks perfect for a beatdown, a beer run I can’t attend because of my […]