[Ignition] Ignition
AO: Ignition Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Chastain, Glidah, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 3 What had happened was: No Days Off (Spring Break Edition) Spring break in Union County had most pax choosing beach chairs over beatdowns… but not these three. No crowds, plenty of unused excuses. The Thang: We kicked things off with a 1-mile mosey […]
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Deadwood , Gasparilla PAX: Chastain, Maple Syrup, Premature, Zinfandel, Deadwood, Chainsaw, Gasparilla, Avis, Sugar Daddy, Falcon, Chaos FNGs: COUNT: 11 What had happened was: Recalc got sick so Deadwood and YHC stepped in to deliver an explicit Beatdown. Soundtrack was 🔥 and Honestly don’t know who liked it more Chainsaw or […]
[Cowbell] Cowbell Fluidity
AO: Cowbell Q: Damascus , PAX: Tron, Blue Screen of DEATH, Schneider, Chicken Little, Zinfandel, Avis, Falcon, Maple Syrup, Deflated, Chastain, Foundation, Inspector Gadget, Damascus FNGs: None COUNT: 13 What had happened was: Quick warm up Progressive ladder w/ parking lot run in between (20 reps each) – Swings – Swings + Snatches – Swings […]
[Ignition] J-j-j-j-jackpot!
AO: Ignition Q: Chastain , PAX: Bottlecap, Chastain, Afterburn, Hooch, Blade, Dasher, Singlet, Deep Dish FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: It wasn’t the first time we’ve run this route. It probably won’t be the last. But we got 5.25 miles and checked the mileage minimum box. We had higher Ignition numbers than […]
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Sugar Daddy , PAX: Easy Button, Gasparilla, Damascus, Chainsaw, Maple Syrup, Black Hat, Middleman, Tollbooth, Chastain, Transporter, Mad Dog, Jitterbug, Shriver, ChatterBox, Elmer’s, Sugar Daddy, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 17 B-Day Q… great execution by Elmers and Gasperilla…..
[Swarm] The one where Dasher’s water broke
AO: Swarm Q: Chastain , PAX: sump pump, Blade, Transporter, Dasher, Zinfandel, Gasparilla, Singlet, Schnitzel, Chastain, Hooch FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: I advertised that we’d be getting relatively low mileage for a 60 minute workout and I got a lot of skepticism. I got 2.7 and feel like that was accurate. […]
[The Floater] The Floater
AO: The Floater Q: Hooch , PAX: Tron, Chastain, Hooch, Gasparilla, Recalc, Easy Button, ChatterBox, Hot Yoga FNGs: COUNT: 8 What had happened was: a lot of pax pushing themselves, beautiful morning, calories burned. Head over to that one hill. Indian Run up and down it in 2 groups. Tysons at the top. Snaked the […]
[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.

AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Damascus , PAX: Monkey D, squirts, Gasparilla, Shriver, Bottlecap, Mad Dog, Black Hat, Tron, Elmer’s, Jitterbug, Robert Kingsly, Maple Syrup, ChatterBox, Cholula, Damascus, Easy Button, Chastain FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: 5 rounds of – Pull-ups – Merkins – Squats 6 (yes 6) rounds of – step ups […]
[Border Patrol] Reverse! Reverse!
AO: Border Patrol Q: Chastain , PAX: Posse, Atlas, Kilo, Paper Jam, Chastain, Schnitzel FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: I haven’t been to too many Border Patrols so I browsed Strava last night to see what the “regulars” usually do. It seems one of the most common routes is to depart the […]
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Avis , PAX: Maple Syrup, Chainsaw, Avis, Damascus, Zinfandel, Chastain, Punxsy, Gasparilla, Sausage Party, Shriver, Premature FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: Everyone was very happy to see Avis. Especially Damascus Then this happened: Warm Up at the field Ab web 4 corners (3x) 1 burpee middle Each corner […]
